Mayor Alvarez Successfully Stalls Recall Attempt

Miami-Dade Carlos Alvarez has successfully, if only temporarily, bought himself some time to breath. Billionaire Norman Braman’s recall effort collected about 112,000 signature and seemed to be heading to a ballot, but Alvarez’s lawyers are fighting the effort on a procedural technicality. The two sides met in court this morning,…

Dolphins Pummeled, Shutout by Bears

On a night where the NFL Network previewed an upcoming documentary on Bill Parcells and his football genius, the Dolphins team he built was busy rushing for 39 total-yards and throwing for 187 on their way to their first shutout loss in three seasons. The Dolphins were manhandled and dominated…

New Times Writers Honored By Out Magazine

It was May when we caught anti-gay oracle George Rekers vacationing with a rentboy, yet the story continues to redound on our lives. Last night, the two of us headed to a warped Frank Gehry building in Manhattan for the Out 100 party, a Sodom and Gomorrah gathering of LGBT…

Contest: Win Tickets to the Ford 400 and Fan Zone Passes

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday: The annual Ford 400 takes place at the Homestead Miami Speedway. It’s the final race in the Chase for the Sprint Cup and the NASCAR champion will be crowned following the event. We’ve got tickets to both the race and passes to the Coke Zero Fan Zone,…

Alan Grayson Auditions for MSNBC on the House Floor

Our fellow Floridians in the Orlando area resoundingly kicked Rep. Alan Grayson out of office this election in a 19 point defeat. Apparently they do not care that the rest of America enjoys being entertained by his off-the-wall speeches on the House floor. He’s already told Dick Cheney to literally…

Chad Ochocinco and Antoine Walker’s Reality Star Ex Engaged

So apparently Chad Ochocinco is about to become an honest man, and Basketball Wives’ Evelyn Lozada is about to become a football wife. This is according to such reliable sources as TMZ and Twitter, and considering that Ochocinco and a reality television show are involved we don’t know what to…