Michelle Obama Visits Riverside Elementary — Hide the Cuban Food!

First Lady Michelle Obama is in Miami today, and she wants to educate young children on the importance of a healthy diet.Students at Little Havana’s Riverside Elementary will welcome Mrs. Obama and local area chefs at 2 p.m. to discuss what schools are doing to improve cafeteria lunch options.The school…

Miami-Dade Plummets in “Most Dangerous Cities” Rankings

Miami-Dade County and most of its cities have dropped in the rankings on CQ Press’s “Most Dangerous Cities” list, which is considerably good news. Last year, Miami-Dade was ranked the fourth most dangerous metro area in America. This year, it’s only number 16, and no it’s not just because other cities…

Miami’s Trending Topics Now Monitored by Twitter

Maybe it’s part of our city’s slight inferiority complex, but we kind of felt left out when Twitter rolled out the ability to view trending topics by geographical region earlier this year and didn’t include Miami in the trackable cities. Well, that great slight was rectified last week when the…

Is This Nike’s Hideously Teal-Heavy New Dolphins Uniform?

Like any good conspiracy, it started with a post on an obscure message board in the dead of night. “Apparently these are the designs for the 2012 season,” a poster named Xohmin wrote casually before dropping dozens of links to legit-looking but mostly batshit crazy uniform prototypes for every NFL…

Sun Life Stadium & The Miami Dolphins: An NFL Distraction

​When Darius Rucker sang the line, “I’m such a baby ’cause the Dolphins make me cry,” on Hootie & the Blowfish’s 1995 breakthrough song, “Only Wanna Be With You,” he may have been referring to the team’s 1994 heartbreaker against the Chargers. Then-kicker Pete Stoyanovich missed a 46-yard field goal…

Joe Sacco Tries To Solve a 54-Year Old Mystery In ‘Footnotes In Gaza’

​Joe Sacco’s latest project – the 418-page journalistic graphic novel “Footnotes in Gaza” – was borne of an editor’s harsh cuts. Working on a project in Gaza for Harper’s Magazine, Sacco was amazed to learn that virtually nada had been written about the worst Palestinian mass killing in the region’s long…

“Half a Head”: The Police Report

Cops have a way with language. So when Miami police arrested the man whose extremely bizarre booking photo made him the star of Mugshots Friday, who was trying to purchase “street slang for vaginal” for $80 from an undercover detective, they didn’t hesitate when filling out the “unique physical features”…