Marco Rubio Really Admires Dead Racist Jesse Helms

Asked to name a senator he’d like to pattern his own career after, Marco Rubio told the National Review that he really admires Jesse Helms. Yes, Helms, the late North Carolina Republican senator with notorious and well-documented racist and homophobic views. He once called the landmark Civil Rights Act of…

Miami Beach Serial Arson Suspect Is Too Crazy to Stand Trial

You can accuse Joel Paul Williams of setting fire to several abandoned buildings in the Collins Park area of South Beach, but you can’t accuse him of being a liar. When police arrested the 33-year-old homeless man in February, the only explanation offered was: “I’m insane.” Well, now a court…

The Average Miamian Makes $36,357 Per Year

The Federal Bureau of Economic Analysis has released its county-level estimates of per capita personal income (total personal income divided by population) for 2009, and apparently the people of Miami-Dade brought in $36,357 each on average. That’s a much smaller figure than most of our neighboring counties, though compared to…

Three-Year-Old Boy Shoots and Kills Mother

A 33-year-old woman was shot in the back last night at her home in Miramar, Florida, and police believe that her 3-year-old son was the gunman. The boy might have been playing with the gun when it accidentally fired and sent a bullet through his mother…

Military Choppers Invade Downtown Miami

It could be a scene out of some spy or invasion flick — flocks of ominous black military choppers fluttering over Miami’s glittering skyline. But this is no movie. It’s been a reality for Brickell residents these past few nights, and they’ve been capturing the strange occurrences on YouTube videos…

Hialeah Teen Drowns After Daredevil Jump into Lake

Rescue workers pulled the lifeless body of a 15-year-old boy from a lake in Hialeah today after the young boy attempted to jump into the lake from a bridge. Resuscitation efforts proved ineffective, and the boy was pronounced dead at Palmetto General Hospital…

Miami Condo Sales See 85 Percent Jump in March

Miami’s real estate woes are far from over, but the sales numbers from March bring hope that things are getting better. Sales of existing condos jumped 85 percent in the Miami metropolitan area in March 2011 compared to March 2010, and jumped 80 percent compared to February 2011. Though, the…

305 Photo of the Day: Brickell

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Miami Sports Teams that Pay Players the Most Suck the Least

Remember the time that the New York Yankee’s Alex Rodriguez’s annual salary was greater than the entire roster of the Florida Marlins combined? Well, the Marlins have agreed to increase their payroll in anticipation of moving into their own ballpark, and now A-Rod only makes about 57 percent of what…