Rick Scott Wants to Kill Citizens Property Insurance

Rick Scott wants to run Florida like a business, but he seems ideologically driven to make sure the state isn’t in the business of much. Fresh off a Pulitzer win for investigative reporting, Paige St. John of the Sarasota Herald-Tribune yesterday filed a shocker claiming Scott aims to kill Citizens Property Insurance,…

Did Chris Bosh Get Secretly Married?

The Miami Heat’s big three are under such close media scrutiny they can barely blow their noses without it being reported, but Chris Bosh might have been able to keep his wedding to Adrienne Williams a few weeks ago under wraps. Although public records indicate Bosh tied the knot, he’s…

Civil War Erupts Between Tremont and Beach Towing on South Beach

​Every night, hundreds of unlucky partiers stumble out of South Beach clubs to find their cars gone, hauled to a grim storage lot on Bay Road and held for ransom. Towing is big business for the Beach’s only two licensed companies — Tremont and Beach Towing — and since their…

Heat Playoffs: Heat Fail to Sweep 76ers

The Miami Heat shot 39 percent from the floor, went 5-for-23 from the three-point line, got only 16 total points from their bench, zero points from their starting point guard, and 1 point from their starting center.But all everyone is going to remember from their 86-82 Game 4 loss to…

Oil Reportedly Washes Up on Key Biscayne

Just a year after the BP oil disaster in the Gulf and just in time for Earth Day there are reports of oil washing up on the beach at Bill Baggs Cape Florida State Park in Key Biscayne. Oil has also been spotted on the shores of John U. Lloyd…

Man Dies After Being Stun Gunned at Universal Studios

Taser guns are supposed to be a less deadly alternative to subduing out-of-control suspect, yet a surprising number of people have died in Florida after being stunned. Just today a man at a movie theater in the CityWalk section of Universal died after police used a Taser on him. The…

Stolen Parrot Returned to Owner Thanks to Vigilant Miami Beach Cop

Thieves in Miami will steal anything that’s not nailed down if the opportunity arises. Unfortunately, you can’t nail down your pet parrot, because that’s just animal cruelty. So keep a watchful eye on your feathered friends, because one was recently stolen from a Miami Beach apartment. Thankfully, a vigilant policeman…

Hugo Chávez Calls Cuban Reforms ‘Refreshing’

Over the past decade, Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez has become the Cuban government’s number one supporter. His oil subsidies help keep the embargoed island afloat and, in return, he welcomes Cuban doctors to Caracas’s poor, inner-city barrios.So his latest praise for the economic changes approved by this week’s Sixth Cuban…

Heat Playoffs: Late-Game Rally Gives Miami 3-0 Edge

The Philadelphia 76ers jumped to an early lead, keeping the Miami Heat at bay for much of Game 3.And then the Heat said enough of that already and rallied their way to a 100-94 comeback win to take a commanding 3-0 series lead.The Heat should know that, although we fans…

Rev. Terry Jones Faces Trial For Mosque Protest in Michigan

Rev. Terry Jones, perhaps Florida’s most vile exporter of hate since Anita Bryant, is set to face trial over a planned protest near the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, Michigan. Apparently, encouraged by the response he got first from his threat to burn Korans and then actually carrying out…

Mario Diaz-Balart Dismisses Trump and Birther Conspiracy

Forty-five percent of Republican voters say they believe President Obama was born oversees despite not a single fact pointing to that possibility. Surprisingly, though, Republican politicians from South Florida are lining up to knock the theory down. Echoing statements made by Marco Rubio, Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart dismisses the conspiracy theory…

305 Photo of the Day: Passing Go

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A Majority of Floridians Support Adopting Arizona-Style Immigration Laws

Floridians have seen the controversy that’s erupted in Arizona over their controversial immigrations bill: the economic boycotts, the worries of racial profiling and charges of racism, and the arguments that it violates the US Constitution. Yet, a majority of Floridians have said, “We’d like what they’re having,” despite the fact…

Gators Coach Will Muschamp Disses Hurricanes

Barring some sort of bowl matchup, the Florida Gators and the Miami Hurricanes won’t meet again on the football field until 2013, but the two programs are always locked in an intense recruiting war for players and, occasionally, personnel. Wide receivers coach Aubrey Hill was one of the few staffers…