Marco Rubio Says He Could Run for President, Discusses Tupac

In further a effort to prove he’s totally hip and with it, Sen. Marco Rubio sat down with Buzzfeed, a .GIF site with some political reporters, to discuss a wide ranging series of topics over beer with editor Ben Smith. Rubio discussed a number of issues, including his belief that gay…

Ryan Braun, Francisco Cervelli Confirm They Were Tony Bosch’s Clients

On Tuesday, a week and a day after Miami New Times published online a report describing hundreds of pages of records from the office of a Coral Gables clinic, Biogenesis, the first professional baseball players have acknowledged involvement with owner Anthony Bosch. In statements issued Tuesday to Yahoo! Sports, two…

Florida Tampon Thief Found Stuffed in a Tight Box

To be a successful tampon thief, one must think like a tampon. Unfortunately, Alyson Strosser, 47, didn’t prove to be a good fit for her hiding spot when police tracked her down. Strosser was caught by a CVS manager in Port St. Lucie trying to steal a host of items on December…

Miami-Dade Could Print Ballots In Just One Language

On the same day Rick Scott’s secretary of state issued a plan to avoid a repeat of November’s catastrophic voting delays, a Miami commissioner put out his own, more radical idea: Printing Dade County’s ballots in a single language, instead of the lengthy documents in English, Spanish and Haitian Creole.Don’t…

Miami Among the Nation’s Worst Cities For Congested Traffic

Here’s something to read on your smartphone while sucking exhaust and staring at the miles of immobile cars ahead of you on the Dolphin this morning: A new report out of Texas A&M University ranks Miami among the 15 worst cities in America for traffic congestion.Miami ranked 11th on this…

Teen Girl Gets 30 Days in Jail for Flipping Off Miami-Dade Judge

Penelope Soto will spend the next thirty days in jail for basically being the most stereotypically catty teenage girl ever. The 18-year-old was in court today for her arraignment on charges of possession of Xanax bars (the drug of choice of catty teen girls, obviously), but certainly wouldn’t have been found…

Fidel Castro Goes Out in Public: Continues to Be Not Dead

There are two great myths about Cuba: that Fidel Castro is already dead, and that they actually have democracy. Well, yesterday Castro was spotted out in public for the first time in three years to cast a ballot in yesterday’s general election. Because, you know, every vote is really important…

Three Shot, One Killed At Miami Gardens Super Bowl Party

The row of ranch houses sits along a canal in Miami Gardens, dwarfed by the structure just across the water: Sun Life Stadium, home to scores of Super Bowls. As neighbors gathered last night to watch this year’s big game in New Orleans, tragedy struck the block.A gunman blasted more…

Former Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina Could Be Indicted Soon

Former Hialeah Mayor and Miami-Dade mayoral candidate Julio Robaina could soon be indicted on charges of tax evasion and loan sharking soon, at least according to Local 10. The former Hialeah kingpin has been under investigation by federal agencies for three years now, and a defense attorney for another man…

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