On Monday, New Times released an investigation into Biogenesis, a local anti-aging firm run by Tony Bosch. Records obtained by New Times suggest Bosch was selling performance enhancing drugs to a number of professional athletes; throughout the week, we’ve been posting those records as they pertain to the nine athletes…
While the rest of the world found out this week about Dan Marino’s secret love child, don’t feel too bad for his wife Claire Marino. She’s known about it forever, and is totally over it…
Nicholas R. Fornaro, a 26-year-old former corrections officer in Punta Gorda, Florida, hired a 43-year-old hooker last September, but when it came time to pay, he fessed up that he didn’t have the money. Instead, he gave the woman a shark tooth. A week later, the prostitute’s own brother called…
Karlie Tomica is currently the most reviled person on Miami Beach. According to police, the Nikki Beach bartender and self-described “party princess” ran over chef Stefano Riccioletti outside his Collins Avenue eatery on Monday morning. As Riccioletti lay dying on the street, Tomica allegedly sped away in her car.But a…
The Super Bowl is here again and – will you look at that – the Dolphins weren’t even close to it again! This is the 29th year in a row since the Dolphins were in the championship round and here we are: Watching two teams better than our own team…
Up through last August, Melky Cabrera was having a career year for the San Francisco Giants. He smacked 51 hits in May alone and was honored as the All Star Game MVP after going 2-3 in a National League victory. But then Major League Baseball found elevated testosterone levels in…
After New Times linked Alex Rodriguez to a local nutritionist who provided performance enhancing drugs to athletes early this week speculation has run rampant about his future. His camp however seems to want to make one thing clear: he’s not retiring anytime soon…
Remember right after the Dolphin’s one-win season a few years ago when The Onion wrote, “NFL Denies Miami Dolphins’ Request To Watch Super Bowl.”Well, that story has come true for the Miami Heat. NBA scheduling has effectively made it impossible for LeBron and co. to watch the big game…
It has not been a good two days for Miami police officers. Just yesterday, officer Reynaldo Goyos was fired for killing an unarmed man during a traffic stop while officer Luis Hernandez was arrested on charges of kidnapping and sexual battery.Now, yet another officer for the department finds himself in…
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If you need a car, truck or van. Who you gonna call? Not Maroone. The mega car dealership chain is changing its name, and will from now on be going using the name of its parent company, AutoNation.But does this mean that South Florida most ubiquitous jingle is going anywhere?…
Nearly eight months after being placed on suspension, Charles Hurley, the chief of the Miami-Dade Public Schools police force, has officially been demoted. Now the hunt is on for his replacement…
Not exactly a good day for the Miami Police Department. Hours after announcing that they’ve fired a police officer who fatally shot an unarmed man, another officer has now found himself in trouble.Twenty-seven-year-old officer Luis Hernandez has been arrested on charges of kidnapping and sexual battery. Hernandez is a seven-year…
There’s nothing worse than butt dialing the wrong person at the wrong time, and even in those instances there’s probably few things worse than butt dialing 911 while talking about selling drugs.Matthew Dollarhide, 19 of Orange City, Florida, was driving a tow truck with two passengers when all three begin…
Dan Marino has a seven-year-old love child. The Dolphins legend and CBS football analyst had an affair with a production assistant in Manhattan back in 2005, according to the New York Post.Marino, a mild-mannered family man with the personality of an egg timer, has apparently admitted to the affair.See also:- Chasing…
Tonight 30 Rock ends its seven-season run as one of America’s most acclaimed, and least watched sitcoms.Anyone who did watch though probably picked up on the show’s numerous references to Florida through out the years. There are some shows set in Florida that didn’t even mention our complicated penis of…
During shootaround prior to last night’s game, Brooklyn’s pedestrian, no-rings, Dopey-headed fool of a starting power forward, Reggie Evans, ran off his mouth about how the Heat’s championship “didn’t count” because of the lockout and how LeBron James was no different then a lot of other players in the league.Then…
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UPDATE: Seven months after New Times published its investigation into Biogenesis and its founder, Tony Bosch, Major League Baseball suspended 14 players tied to the clinic, the most drug-related suspensions in the history of American professional sports. Those suspensions included a 65-game ban for former MVP Ryan Braun and a…
