Alonzo Mourning’s Wife Tracy Arrested on DUI Charges

Tracy Mourning, the wife of former Miami Heat star Alonzo Mourning and namesake of Alonzo & Tracy Mourning Senior High, was arrested early this morning on DUI charges. Mourning was pulled over near Old Cutler Road and San Servano Avenue after police observed her speeding and blowing past a red light…

Blake James Named University of Miami Athletics Director

Congratulations Blake James, you’ve just secured the toughest job in college sports. The University of Miami announced this morning that its hired James as the new Athletics Director. James had been serving in the position on an interim basis since October, when former AD hightailed it out of there to take…

Marco Rubio Wants You To Know He is Not Hashtag Jesus

Marco Rubio continues to be everywhere this week, including peering out at you from the news stand on the cover of Time magazine. The last remaining major news weekly splashed “The Republican Savior” in big, bold yellow letters across the Florida Senator, but Rubio has taking issue with the characterization. …

Heat Hold Off Rockets 114-108 Thanks To 63 Points From James, Wade

Facing a high scoring Houston Rockets team without Chris Bosh, the Miami Heat found themselves thrust into a good old fashioned cock fight. Unfortunately for the Rockets, even without Bosh – the Heat bring two Big Swinging Dicks to the scrum. LeBron James and Dwyane Wade combined for 63 points in a…

Jeb Bush Tried to Buy the Marlins; Jeffrey Loria Wouldn’t Sell

Everyone thinks Jeb Bush should have presidential ambitions, but apparently last summer he was more interested in another one of his brother’s old jobs: Major League Baseball team owner. According to the Miami Herald’s Barry Jackson, Bush put together a group of investors and tried to buy the Marlins from…