Chris Bosh: intergalactic space prince, man of a million video bombs, certified velociraptor-ostrich hybrid, Aubrey Plaza’s own personal Jesus, two-time NBA champion, and just a dude who has a hard time with confetti…
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Things began getting rowdy around 7:30 in anticipation of Game 7. Hordes of white-clad Miami Heat fans crossed Biscayne Boulevard en masse, pissing off the cops who tried in vain to control traffic outside the American Airlines Arena. Parents with strollers rolled up to outlandishly costumed men to Instagram awkward…
LeBron James’ phone number has leaked on the internet, and this morning he woke up to a bunch of random voicemails from people named Drake, Warren Buffet, Dr. Dre, and Coach K. Or at least that’s the conceit of his latest Nike ad…
Florida has been without a lieutenant governor now for 100 days, and Rick Scott has shown no signs that he’s going to pick a replacement anytime soon. Though, an intriguing name has been circulating in political circles: Former Senator George LeMieux. Yes, Charlie Crist’s former best friend and chief of…
Florida’s unemployment rate hit another recent record low in May, according to numbers released today. The state’s unemployment rate is now down to 7.1 percent. That’s the lowest rate since September 2008 and down .1 percent from April. Though, it’s not all good news, especially here in Miami-Dade…
Anyone check the stock price of Stark Industries lately? Because it seems Iron Man has gotten a little desperate. A man dressed in an Iron Man mask is wanted in a Florida bank robbery…
Miami New Times staff went to American Airlines Arena last night on a mission: to show the world the passion, energy, and demonic Birdman costumes that Miami Heat fans were bringing to Game 7. Heat Nation didn’t let us down. See also: Miami Heat Fans Celebrate 2013 NBA Championship (Photos)…
OK, so Channel 10’s snafu last night doesn’t rise halfway to the level of the Miami Herald running an ad two years ago congratulating the Heat for winning a title the morning after a brutal loss to the Dallas Mavericks. But still, guys, check those graphics before you go live…
You’re a freshly crowned, back-to-back NBA champ. The world is your oyster, and you’re in one of the greatest party cities on Earth. Where do you live it up? LeBron, D-Wade, Ray Allen, and Udonis Haslem all celebrated their new rings at Story Nightclub in South Beach, dancing onstage with…
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddd STILL NBA Champions of the Woooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrlddddddddd. Your Miami Heat are once again on top of the basketball world, beating San Antonio in Game 7 of the NBA Finals 95-88. LeBron James takes home his second straight Finals MVP award, capping off the series with a legendary 37-point, 12-rebound performance…
Throwing a knife at your boyfriend is just plain evil. Throwing a knife at your boyfriend while he is literally talking to uniformed police officers is just stupid. Rhawnlie Ann Brown, 28, of Gainesville, Florida, was arrested on Monday for that exact act, which hopefully didn’t come as a surprise…
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These crazy finals are leaving fans on both sides praying before tonight’s Game 7, but the San Antonio Express-News took it to church in its pages today…
What happens when you speak at a Tea Party rally and decide to drop a bit of Spanish into your speech? Like we even have to ask. Obviously, there’ll be at least someone in the crowd who yells, “Learn English,” at you. And that’s exactly what happened to Rep. Mario…
Sick of strutting your stuff on the street corner while trying to hail a cab? Uber, a tech-savvy car service spreading across the country, has an alternative. Simply launch the app on your smartphone, request a car, track it on a map as it makes its way, and get in…
The past 24 hours have been a mierda monsoon for Miami Heat fans. Forty-nine states are rooting against our boys. Meanwhile, the national media love to portray us as a bunch of rich pingas in Porsches. Even Chris Bosh (rightly) tore into those weak-ass Lil Wayne-like fans who left Game…
“From nobody to upstart. From upstart to contender. From contender to winner. From winner to champion. From champion to dynasty.” — Pat Riley Game 7, the two greatest words in sports. Tonight the Miami Heat will stand 48 minutes from back-to-back championships, while at the same time standing just 48…
George Zimmerman’s trial for the fatal shooting of Miami teen Trayvon Martin is expected to be the case of the summer, a scintillating battle for justice played out on cable TV and Twitter updates. Eager to get into the game, we checked out the scene at Sanford’s courthouse as jury…
Boos slice through the air as Dr. Red Roberts peacocks around the ring while snapping the straps of his red and white leotard. A comic-book-villain grin peeks out from a thick beard when he jabs his chin at the full house, each jut shaking his messy brushfire of red curls…
City’s Plan to Remove Invasive Pines From Virginia Key Has Cyclists Worried
An old-fashioned case of gatecrashing left Homestead’s mayor facing a vandalism investigation last month, and even though charges were never filed, the incident has blossomed into a blistering dispute between a local businessman and the city’s top politico. The trouble began March 7 with an argument over a locked gate…
