Homeless Woman Beaten to Death on Miami Sidewalk

Miami Police are searching for the suspect who beat a homeless woman to death on a sidewalk early this morning. The brutal murder has left the local homeless population and advocates shaken, and is just the latest act of ruthless violence against Miami’s homeless. See also: Naked Man Shot by…

#LeBroning Is Your Latest Flopping-Crazed Vine Meme

Considering the speed at which the internet moves, it’s sort of curious that this is becoming a meme. LeBron James (along with some of his teammates) has long been criticized for “flopping” to drawl fouls, likely because there isn’t much else to criticize. So now all the kids on Vine…

Kidnapped Orlando Stripper Rescued in Miami Springs Hotel

Demetrick Cooks told the stripper she might as well get into the car because he planned on following her wherever she went. A week earlier, on New Year’s Day, he had gone to the Central Florida bar where she worked, but the exotic dancer had eluded him. After that incident,…

Meet Carlos Lopez-Cantera, Your New Lieutenant Governor

Rick Scott has officially picked Miami-Dade property appraiser Carlos Lopez-Cantera as his next lieutenant governor. The office was vacant for nearly ten months. A solid conservative whose main issue throughout his career as both property appraiser and a member of the Florida House has been lower property taxes, Lopez-Cantera will…

Read LeBron James’ Emotional Essay Thanking His Mom

Mother’s Day isn’t for months, but it came early for Gloria James. Contributing to Maria’s Shriver’s Shriver Report (to which Beyonce also dropped an essay this weekend), LeBron James wrote a loving tribute to his mother Gloria, a single working mom who through hard work and, as LeBron notes, some…

Obamacare’s Spanish Website is Written in “Spanglish”

With HealthCare.gov’s problems are so well known you’d think the Obama administration would make sure their next website would work correctly. Apparently not so. CuidadoDeSalud.gov, HealthCare.gov’s Spanish equivalent, was launched quietly in December and is plagued with some of the same problems found on HealthCare.gov. It also appears to have…

Florida Pregnant Woman Attacked Roommate Over Butter

Despite its association with Paula Deen, butter is not supposed to cause drama. It’s creamy, fatty goodness is supposed to spread love and joy, connecting us like two halves of a dinner roll. So when we hear the cause of two roommates’ violent argument, we can’t believe that it is…

5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Startles and Confuses Cubans, Floridians

Prior to yesterday, most Floridians’ experience with the Richter scale was limited to the former Universal Studios attraction, Earthquake: The Big One. At around 4 p.m. Thursday afternoon, a rare, 5.1-magnitude earthquake struck outside Cuba leaving residents of the seismically stable country — and some South Floridians — slightly confused…