The NFL has released the independent report into the Dolphins’ locker room climate conducted independently by attorney Ted Wells, and it doesn’t look good for Richie Incognito …or, surprisingly, two of his teammates. In addition to concluding that Richie Incognito “engaged in a pattern of harassment” of not only Jonathan…
What are you doing tonight? According to Facebook, there’s a good chance you’ll either eat a mixture of your tears and the last melted spoonfuls of a carton of rocky road ice cream or get drunk with your friends while proclaiming, “Who needs a relationship when we have each other?…
In Caracas, widespread street protests this week have left three dead, dozens injured, and President Nicolas Maduro’s Chavista government looking for scapegoats. (Other than the nation’s skyrocketing inflation, collapsing currency and stratospheric crime rate, of course.) Maduro has now issued an arrest warrant for the Harvard-educated opposition leader behind the…
In the ludicrous world of South Beach real estate, where affluence trumps reason and an ocean view means nothing without an infinity pool, few things raise much of a stir. Except, perhaps, this. Local millionaire Russel Galbut is building a 17,000-square-foot apartment atop a parking garage that sits along Alton…
It’s 2.7 million square feet and about to get larger.
We can now imagine a scene where Real Housewives of Miami cast member Lisa Hochstein stands in front of her Star Island mansion proclaiming, “Mr. Boob God, tear down this house,” while her husband, plastic surgeon, Leonard Hochstein, sits behind the controls of a wrecking ball. Yes, the Hochsteins no…
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Move over Coppertone and Hawaiian Tropic. There’s a new sunscreen brand in town, and it’s literally named after the town. After the City of Miami Beach negotiated a contract last year to license its name out to a sunscreen line, Miami Beach™ Suncare has now officially hit the shelves…
A former Marlins player wants to change the discrepancy between how much the pros and the minor leaguers get paid by MLB. The fact that the big-timers make ungodly amounts of money is no shock, but what Aaron Senne alleges in a recent lawsuit is sort of comical. The first…
Are we living in some sort of dystopian future? We don’t know, but we do know researchers at FIU have developed technology that have brought us one step closer to a real life RoboCop. Researchers at the school’s Discovery Lab are working on a project called TeleBot that would allow…
When you’re arrested in Florida your mug shots gets splashed across the internet in a matter of days. That’s because Florida police agencies and sheriff’s departments release the photos online in compliance with Florida’s progressive public record laws. Though, in recent years several commercial websites have popped up that keep…
Smell that? No. It’s not David Beckham’s metallic musk. It’s love. Valentine’s Day is here. Buckle up. We’re all going to get laid. Well… some of us. Truth is, Valentine’s Day doesn’t mean as much in a world of Snapchat dong shots and Grindr nookie. That lovey-dovey Hallmark crap? It’s…
LeBron left them a tenth of a second, such a gentleman. Down two with under 10 seconds left, Coach Spoelstra opted not to call a timeout, but rather let the best player in the Universe attack the unprepared Golden State defense. It went well, it went real well. The buzzer…
For 51 years, Chris Reyka seemed proof of some higher power. A clean-cut, churchgoing former Marine with snow-white hair and a strong jaw, Reyka was an incarnation of the American dream. He had overcome tragedy to build a family and career as a police officer. Every day he pinned a…
Smell that? No. It’s not David Beckham’s metallic musk. It’s love. Valentine’s Day is here. Buckle up. We’re all going to get laid. Well… some of us. Truth is, Valentine’s Day doesn’t mean as much in a world of Snapchat dong shots and Grindr nookie. That lovey-dovey Hallmark crap? It’s…
Swami Parameshwaranada won’t tell you his name before he met Sai Maa, but he can describe how it felt to meet his mentor 20 years ago. “It was just this huge attraction and love,” says the man who would eventually quit his Manhattan job as a management consultant to become…
The University of Miami Health System, one of South Florida’s largest health providers, has lost an indeterminate number of patient records, including social security numbers and some health information. UM Health System has been quietly informing patients of the loss, which was discovered more than six months ago. Spokeswoman Lisa…
Last month, Otis Wallace was once again elected mayor of Florida City. It wasn’t close. The reigning mayor won a whopping 71 percent of the votes cast in the small agrarian town south of Miami. Wallace has now been in office for 30 years, surviving hurricanes, the arrest of several…
The NFL is expected to release the findings of the investigation into the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin situation any day now. There’s now telling what conclusion investigator Ted Wells came to, but Incognito just went on a defensive Twitter tirade against Martin. In the flurry of messages, Incognito claims that Martin,…
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When David Beckham confirmed that he’d be bringing a Major League Soccer team back to Miami last week he unfortunately didn’t give us any new details. You know, things like a team name, colors, or shield design. Well, now the Palm Beach Post has obtained a couple of possible team…
Certain concern trolls seem to be of the mind that Michael Sam should wind up in an NFL team with a progressive owner, an entrenched GM, a strong head coach, and a healthy locker room culture — all of which the Miami Dolphins lack. However, owner Stephen Ross says the…
