You’ve heard about it nonstop for the past 30 hours. Now you can actually see it. Someone somehow captured video of the exact moment local artist Maximo Caminero picked up an Ai Weiwei vase at Pérez Art Museum Miami and smashed it in an ill-thought-out protest. He’s incredibly nonchalant about…
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Dan Marino has been on your television almost every NFL Sunday since 1983, either as the Dolphins quarterback or, for more than the past ten years, as a studio analyst on CBS’s The NFL Today. Well, no longer. CBS has announced it has dropped Marino and cohost Shannon Sharpe. They’ll…
Yesterday we celebrated the leadership of the multiple men who have turned our country into a well-oiled war machine, so it was only natural that some fights broke out on Presidents Day. According to reports, multiple fights broke out on the sands of South Beach yesterday between Sixth and Seventh…
Could you imagine being in a relationship where every day someone asks you, “So, you’re going to break up with them, right?” That’s pretty much where LeBron James and Miami are right now. With his right to become a free agent beginning this summer, whether LeBron will stay in the…
Dillon Charles peered out the window of the Fontainebleau and finally saw sunshine. For three days, rain had threatened to ruin his summer vacation. Soon he would have to head back to Brooklyn to his wife, six kids, and a backbreaking construction job. But not yet. Charles stripped down to…
You would not want to come across one while snorkeling. They are bloated, malignant-looking, wretched things worth a buck apiece. They feel and taste like boogers. This horrifying, gelatinous creature is known as the sea cucumber and — at first glance — looks like something in a medical textbook designed…
The art world was shocked yesterday to learn someone had deliberately destroyed an Ai Weiwei piece at the Perez Art Museum Miami. Shock turned to incredulity when they learned the vandal wasn’t a political protester, but rather veteran Miami painter Maximo Caminero, who shattered a Weiwei vase to draw attention…
While top Republicans like Gov. Rick Scott and Attorney General Pam Bondi are opposed to legalizing medical marijuana in Florida, the issue isn’t necessarily a left vs. right issue. Don Gaetz, the Republican President of the Florida Senate, has made the blunt admission that he once bought pot to ease…
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Yesterday, art lovers around the world were shocked when someone strolled into the Pérez Art Museum Miami and destroyed a $1 million vase by Ai Weiwei. Well, the story gets even more shocking. That’s because the vandal wasn’t a political objector or a random crazy person. He was a fellow…
A 52-year-old from Tampa named James Jugo is facing manslaughter charges after admitting to police that he beat his roommate to death. The cause of the deadly disagreement? A stolen chicken foot…
File this under: “It comes from a British tabloid, but it almost makes sense.” UK newspaper The Sun reports that David Beckham is hoping to bring the world’s highest-paid soccer player, Cristiano Renaldo, to his MLS team in Miami…
George Zimmerman’s celebrity boxing match with rapper DMX was canned earlier this month after widespread outrage over the idea of the central Florida wannabe neighborhood watchman cashing in on his killing of Miami teen Trayvon Martin. But Zimmerman probably isn’t done looking for money-making ideas. In an interview with Univision…
In December, Miami New Times published the third story in a series of investigations into Biogenesis, the Coral Gables anti-aging clinic that had been selling performance-enhancing drugs to a number of pro athletes including Alex Rodriguez. That final story looked into how gaps in state regulation let scores of unlicensed…
Dear punk-ass Miami Beach Parking Authority: Last week, you towed my 2013 Jetta sitting outside my house at 14th Street and Meridian Avenue and then scuttled into the night, leaving neither trace of my vehicle nor your chicanery. So when I set out on foot in search of my car…
Well, considering it’s so hard to meet anyone in Miami, one of these might come in handy for some of y’all. Yes, a Florida woman has designed “make-out practice pillows” for all your lonely late night needs…
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State bans on the recognition of gay marriage are falling like dominoes, and a new lawsuit brought on by gay couples could lead to Florida following suit. However, a group of social conservative groups announced their intention to fight to uphold Florida’s gay marriage ban today. During their press conference,…
The NFL has released the independent report into the Dolphins’ locker room climate conducted independently by attorney Ted Wells, and it doesn’t look good for Richie Incognito …or, surprisingly, two of his teammates. In addition to concluding that Richie Incognito “engaged in a pattern of harassment” of not only Jonathan…
What are you doing tonight? According to Facebook, there’s a good chance you’ll either eat a mixture of your tears and the last melted spoonfuls of a carton of rocky road ice cream or get drunk with your friends while proclaiming, “Who needs a relationship when we have each other?…
In Caracas, widespread street protests this week have left three dead, dozens injured, and President Nicolas Maduro’s Chavista government looking for scapegoats. (Other than the nation’s skyrocketing inflation, collapsing currency and stratospheric crime rate, of course.) Maduro has now issued an arrest warrant for the Harvard-educated opposition leader behind the…
