Marlins Park Can’t Handle Crowds When People Actually Show Up

Something weird happened at Marlins Park on Monday. People actually showed up. The stated attendance was 37,116, though the actual butts-in-the-seat number was about 35,000. Still impressive by Marlins standards. But it appears that the team just isn’t ready when fans actually show up. The wait for concession food was…

TerRio’s Dance Blew Up the Internet, But What’s It Doing to the Kid?

TerRio is exhausted. The 6-year-old internet star is slumped over on the hood of a limousine outside downtown Miami’s Grand Central nightclub. It’s only 9:47 p.m. on a Saturday, but filming on TerRio’s first professional music video is scheduled to continue through 7 a.m. the next day. Suddenly, the somnolent…

500 Alton’s Fate Could Depend on Public Referendum

The super developers behind 500 Alton, an ambitious development plan that focuses on what would become Miami Beach’s tallest building, knew their plan didn’t meet city codes. But, hey, it’s only local government and they’re super developers. There’s ways of getting around those things, but it’s quite possible things could…

Woman Claims Visual Sexual Assault by Customs Agent at Miami Airport

Korine Teamer says a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent at Miami International Airport left her feeling humiliated after demanding to see compromising pictures of her. Teamer, a Jacksonville resident, traveled to the Dominican Republic to get cheaper cosmetic procedures. Her flight included a connection in Miami, and Teamer went…

Mother of Five Dies After Brazilian Butt Lift Goes Wrong

Vanity can be deadly. More specific, a Brazilian butt lift procedure performed last July at Miami’s Vanity Cosmetic Center proved to be deadly. An autopsy report concludes that Maribel Cardona, a 51-year-old mother of five and Walmart cashier from Naples, died from complications from the increasingly popular surgery…

Rick Scott Slams Obama Over Venezuela as Two More Protesters Die

Waves of protesters clad in masks and hoods battled riot police in Caracas and other major Venezuelan cities last night, leading to at least two more deaths in the latest outburst of unrest against President Nicolas Maduro. Back in Florida, Gov. Rick Scott seized the opportunity to slam the White…

Miami Heat Steals Home-Court Advantage Back From the Pacers

After last week’s loss to the Pacers, most people assumed the race for the first seed was over. Many predicted it would be very likely the Heat would just turtle into some sort of pre-playoff cocoon, content with the second seed in the East. Last Wednesday’s loss to the Pacers…

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Miami DJ Vilified for Raiding Jason Wu Collection Now Suing Target

Kevin Wills has a controversial business model that’s made him a villain to bargain-seekers everywhere. Now he’s starting a beef with the stores themselves. Two years ago, he and his then-wife stirred up a righteous shitstorm by snatching up thousands of dollars’ worth of limited-edition designer merch from a Miami…

Marlins Opening Day: Meet Your New, Mildly Less Crappy 2014 Fish

Meet your new and improved 2014 Miami Marlins! Now with 100 percent less Logan Morrison but with the same great taste! As Marlins fans get ready for tonight’s home opener against the Rockies, they really should be used to the drill. The Ponzi scheme that was owner Jeffry Loria’s 2012…