The Five Best Assets the Miami Heat Currently Has to Offer in Trade

There is more to fielding an NBA team than just picking players. The lifeblood of a contender depends on things like good-value contracts, draft picks, and having extra currency beyond just money to spend. The teams that best manage their assets are usually champions whose success lasts. With reports that…

Cars Keep Getting Towed From This Spot in Miami Beach

Franca says Beach Towing demanded she pay in cash when she went to retrieve her car, even though Miami Beach’s Towing Bill of Rights requires tow companies to accept at least two forms of payment. Franca was charged $140 for the hookup, $6 for the .4 mile Beach Towing dragged her car, $30 for the labor, $35 for an “admin charge,” and $2 in tax, all in cash.

Mother of Man Shot by Cops Sues Rundle for Withholding Key Information

Twenty-three-year-old Juvon Simon was at his apartment in Florida City when cops showed up on the afternoon of May 30. According to a witness, Simon ran inside, shut the door, and then dropped dead; a preliminary investigation found that Florida City Police Officer Frantz Hardy was responsible for firing two shots through the door, killing Simon almost instantly.

Global Warming Will Bake Florida’s Outdoor Workers, Study Warns

Climate change will hurt working-class and poor communities the hardest. Monsoons and absurd levels of heat are already battering huge portions of India, for example. Closer to home, much has already been written about “climate gentrification” in Miami — that is, the process by which wealthier people are buying…

Miami’s Francis Suarez Wants to Be Strong Mayor

It’s just before 7:30 p.m. on a Tuesday in October, and Miami Mayor Francis Suarez is glad-handing with constituents at the Shenandoah Park recreation center. He shakes hands with a couple of uniformed cops and plants a kiss on an older woman’s cheek. Dressed in a trim navy suit, he…

Halloween Megastore Employee Asks Customer if He Can Feel Her Breasts

On a recent Friday afternoon, Diana Androsova walked into the Halloween Megastore at NE 61st Street and Biscayne Boulevard. She grabbed a couple of items for her costume and went to the register, where a young man began ringing up her bill. Standing at the register, Androsova decided against buying an exaggerated pair of fake breasts along with the rest of her costume and put them aside.

Conservative Christian Group Sued for Spamming Florida Residents to Support Brett Kavanaugh

The slew of unsolicited text messages from the Faith and Freedom Coalition pissed off at least one Miami resident enough to file a class action lawsuit against the nonprofit, since technically, text messages like the ones FFC spammed Florida residents with are illegal. Wijesinha, a registered Democrat, says he has no idea how the Faith and Freedom Coalition even got his number in the first place.

Five Times Bombs Shook South Florida

While Sayoc’s arrest yesterday focused attention on the Sunshine State, South Florida has a history of of residents who hatch half-assed bomb threats — and of anti-Castro Cuban exiles who actually made good on their plans: