Cuban “Sonic Attack” Noises Likely Came From Crickets, Scientists Suggest

In October 2017, the Associated Press published an audio recording of what the U.S. government, at the time, claimed was a “sonic attack” launched at American diplomats stationed in Havana, Cuba. The recording included a few seconds of a high-pitched, mechanical-sounding, squealing noise, which American officials stressed was some type of nefarious, secret brain onslaught…

ACLU Says Marco Rubio Is Pushing a Free-Speech Crackdown

The First Amendment protects Americans from being punished by the state for the things they say. The “state” part here is key: You are not being censored, for example, if you’re fired from your job as a newspaper columnist because you got caught hanging out with a neo-Nazi biker gang…

The Five Funniest Bribes in Recent Miami History

Look: If you’re going to take a bribe, at least take a cool bribe. Don’t end up on a list like this one because you illegally funneled a ton of taxpayer subsidies to a local gumball vending-machine magnate. Don’t, for example, fly to America to receive a boatload of illegal cash…

Florida Freelance Marijuana Reporter Wanted

Miami New Times is looking for a freelance reporter to cover Florida’s burgeoning marijuana scene. The ideal candidate will have a college degree and at least one year of experience reporting on public policy for a credible news publication.

New Bill Would Ban Smoking on Florida Beaches

Two years ago, when Miami Beach commissioners wanted to reduce smoking on city beaches, they had only one option: asking nicely. Florida is one of a few states where municipalities cannot regulate tobacco use, so the commission created voluntary smoke-free areas at Fifth Street and 86th Street, where pastel-colored…

Florida Greyhound Racing Has a Complicated Legacy

Except for a scattering of white-haired regulars, the grandstand overlooking the old dog track at the Palm Beach Kennel Club is almost empty on a cold-for-Florida December day. Wearing hearing aids and World War II veterans’ hats, a group of four long-timers holds court near the top of the stands…

These Were Miami’s Five Biggest Assholes of 2018

Look, every city is full of trash people. American culture reinforces the terrible behavior patterns of cretins and psychos. But there’s simply a higher bar to seem like a huge asshole in Miami than, say, Des Moines, Iowa. Our police chiefs waterboard people here. With that in mind, allow New Times to list the five biggest asshats in the Magic City (and the surrounding area) this year.