Julia Tuttle Sex Offenders Evicted, Again

On Friday, the Miami-Dade Homeless Trust sent out a self-congratulatory press release announcing it had finally shut down the sex offender shantytown under the Julia Tuttle bridge.”From the very first report of people moving in under the Julia Tuttle Causeway, the men and women of The Homeless Trust had been…

Wrong: Miami Left Out of Top 40 Pot-Smoking Cities

Local pride took another hit today. Fresh off that embarrassing #4 party school ranking from Playboy, a Web site run by a white British blonde reports Miami is not one of the country’s top 40 pot-smoking cities. Tina Brown’s The Daily Beast compiled a list of America’s most stoned cities…

Jason Taylor Headed to the Jets: Who Betrayed Whom?

The saga of Jason Taylor’s off-season has finally come to an end. The linebacker — who spent 12 seasons with the Dolphins (six of those as a Pro Bowler), was active in the South Florida community, and was one of the franchise’s most popular players, even during low points –…

Miami Urban League Charged by HUD for Discriminating Against Disabled Veteran

The Urban League of Greater Miami helped to desegregate public housing in Dade County, supported Miami’s Fair Housing Ordinance, and over the past seven decades has spearheaded a number of housing projects in the county. Now, shockingly, U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) has charged the group with discrimination of its own. HUD claims…

Eleven Hialeah Students Hospitalized After Robo-Tripping at School

Teenagers have unfortunately become experts in the area of getting high off legal substances, and a practice known as “robo-tripping” has become a standard for those looking to get a buzz off drugs readily available over the counter at pharmacies. Dextromethorphan, an active ingredient found in Robitussin and other cough medicines, in…

Gloria Estefan Is About to Get Tea Bagged

Gloria and Emilio Estefan’s decision to hold a swanky $30,400-per-couple fundraiser for the Democratic National Committee featuring Barack Obama didn’t sit well with many in Miami’s largely Republican Cuban-American community. Hell, Herald columnist Jackie Bueno Sousa even gave ink to the idea that some folks should throw out their entire Estefan…

Tanning Beds Can Be Addictive, Literally

An orange-looking girl with no tan lines desperate for her next session in a tanning booth might exhibit similar behaviors to a crackhead looking for his next hit. Yes, science suggests that indoor tanning could become addictive just like drugs and alcohol. Researchers at the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York and…

Did Priest Sex Scandal Lead Miami Archbishop to Resign Early?

The AP reports this morning that the pope has accepted the resignation of Miami Archbishop John Favalora, who has led the Catholic Church in Miami, Broward, and Monroe counties since 1994. Favalora’s move seems curious — if he had stayed until December, he would have been 75 years old and eligible…

Helicopter Attacked by Laser Over Aventura

A South Florida helicopter pilot found himself under attack by a laser. No, we do not live in some Star Wars age where helicopters can be brought down by laser blasters. But as anyone who attended Ultra Music Festival knows, we have harnessed the power of lasers for ultimate distraction, annoyance,…

Mamas vs. Papas, Part 2: Judge Grants Gay Dad Parental Rights

It started with good intentions. Two sets of gay parents — all close friends — would make and raise a baby together. Ray Janssen, a fit war vet, would artificially inseminate Katherine Alicea, an ambitious real estate agent. Katherine’s partner would be a second mother and Ray’s partner a second…

Charlie Crist Chatter: He’s Either Running Indie or Dropping Out

Will Charlie Crist buck the two-party system and run as an independent in the face of declining poll numbers against Marco Rubio? Everyone seems to think so. Speculation is so rampant that President Obama’s press secretary, Robert Gibbs, was questioned about it this morning. (He said he wasn’t aware of any conversation the…

Bill Clinton Throws up ‘the U’

Bill Clinton was all over town this weekend leading conferences, partying at LIV, looking back on the Elián González saga, being interviewed by George W. Bush’s daughter, fixing up homeless shelters, and all that jazz. But really the most important thing he did was place four fingers on each hand upright, put his…

Miami Ranked Seventh Best City in the World for Men to Live

AskMen.com is one of the foremost sources of Internet browsing for bros, with its in-depth coverage of boobs, exercise, breasts, videogames, titties, sports, and fun bags. The site decided to rank the world’s 29 best cities for men to live, which apparently takes into account factors other than deciding the…

Trapping Migratory Birds Is Illegal, Cuban Immigrant Learns

Not far from Miami International Airport, there’s a little pink house where one man lives with 24 pigeons. Adrian Acosta-Gonzalez is a 37-year-old, Cuban-born landscaper with bronze skin and good bone structure. He slides open a birdcage in his back yard and snaps his fingers twice.Out hops a plump pigeon…