Five Very Masturbatory Music Videos from the ’80s and ’90s

Before Al Gore gave birth to the Internet, sex-crazed men frantically flipped through pages upon pages of Sears catalogs, lingerie ads, or Better Homes and Gardens in hopes of finding just the right images so they could spank the monkey, flog the dolphin, or shake the South Pole. Then God…

Overtown Music Project’s Eight Sounds of Overtown

Overtown once rocked with the sounds and soul of musicians such as Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, and Count Basie. A hotbed of music and culture, Overtown’s heyday has passed, but not entirely. This neighborhood just northwest of downtown Miami is being revitalized, with help from Amy Rosenberg and the Overtown…

Calle 13’s Amazing New “Latinoamérica” Video Is All Heart

Calle 13’s Residente and Visitante are nominated for ten Latin Grammys this year, an impressive stat for a group that in the past five years has gone from the viral diatribe of “Fuck The Dear FBI” to filling stadiums in Argentina, Peru, Colombia, Chile, and wherever else they play.Lead vocalist…

Blowfly’s 69 Most Pornographic Love Songs

​Clarence Reid sings “Nobody But You Babe.” But Blowfly belts out “Nobody’s Butt But Yours, Babe.” Different names, dissimilar topics, same wacky dude. Our man Blowfly’s been taking songs sung at bar mitvahs and filthying them up since he was just a young guy in Georgia. He claims he first…

The Cool Kids Announce Miami Show at Eve October 23

Let’s get wild and reconcile with our freaky side, the Midwest’s illest rap crew, The Cool Kids, are bringing heavy beats and dope lyrics to Eve next month on Sunday, October 23. Chuck Inglish and Sir Michael Rocks broke onto the scene the way so many groups do these days…

Topless Rihanna Ruffles Farmer’s Feathers

Hypothetically speaking, would y’all get mad if Rihanna took her top off –for the sake of art — on your property? Neither would we. But for one Irish farmer, the 23-year-old superstar’s boobs were too much to handle. 
Rihanna was on a Bangor, Ireland wheat farm yesterday filming naughty bits…

Yuck Bringing the Teen Angst to Bardot on October 8

​The actual demise and cosmic destruction of Langerado Music Festival rained upon South Florida clubs with a thousand little shiny nuggets of musical opportunity. Thus, Bardot landed London indie group Yuck, a five-piece band consisting of boys and girls who conjure throwback ’90s rock with a heavy edge and low-fi…

Who Wants Free Tickets to Calle 13’s Miami Concert?

After months of teeth-grinding twists and turns, shadow games, and last-minute scheduling changes, the local 305 division of the Trece Army is finally gearing up for Calle 13’s Entren los Que Quieran tour. So synchonize your atomic watches, bust out your night-vision goggles, and fill your canteen. The invasion is…