Sly Is Homeless, The Family Stone Books a Miami Cruise

Reports are all over the interwebs about legendary soul-funk man Sly Stone being homeless and living in LA’s Crenshaw hood. But we’d like to point out (as he probably would too) that Sly lives in a van, a pretty big one, and that having a mobile home is way better…

Yelle Needs Opening Bands! Apply to Play Miami, L.A., San Francisco, and NYC

According to Yelle’s official Safari Disco Tour forecast, party music peeps all over Planet Earth — specifically Germany, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Spain, France, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and Colombia — are about to get swept up in a perfect storm of French electro, fun times, and poppy weirdness. In the…

Korn Announces November 9 Show at the Fillmore Miami Beach

Topping the list of artists we’d never expect to see at the Fillmore Miami Beach, Korn just announced a November 9 engagement at the house Jackie Gleason Live Nation built. Thirteen years ago, Jonathan Davis and company released its big breakthrough album, Follow the Leader. It debuted atop the Billboard…

Hipster Pets Gone Wild in Jacuzzi Boys’ New “Automatic Jail” Video

When it comes to being unhinged party animals, even the most debauched cool kids can’t compete with their dogs. Hipster pets are the wildest creatures on Earth, indulging every beastly urge (running naked in the streets, pissing in public, sniffing buttholes, having strange sex in the park, slurping psychedelic green…

Ten Superstormy Classic Rock Songs for Hurricane Season

One of the biggest drags about living in South Florida is the fact that we don’t experience a change of season. Save one … The dreaded hurricane season. It’s bad enough we can’t look forward to the leaves changing colors. Or being able to feel the nip of winter in…

Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do This Weekend Under $10

Phew, eight more hours and it’s over. The never-ending workweek is finally coming to a close. No more headaches brought on by that disgusting stench creeping from the office fridge. No more copy machine jams, TPS reports, or creepy corporate dudes evaluating your performance. After you punch out, the next…

Don’t Miss Meat’s Smoking Weed With Jesus Release Party Tonight!

Roy Neil Hunter looks like he’s 17. But that’s OK, since the main mastermind behind the band Meat is merely a fresh, young 24. This musician has played in other Miami bands with mouth-watering names like Strawberry Dirt, Sparkling Purple Mango, and Ice Cream. We’re honestly starting to think these…

Magic City Casino Reveals 2011-2012 Concert Series Lineup

A little known fact about Crossfade is that we’re degenerate gamblers. We’ve been dropping mad bills on Magic City Casino’s maquinitas ever since the joint introduced Vegas-style slots. But aside from free parking and a few comped dinners, we haven’t won shit. Really, though, who cares? Win or lose, Magic…

Lady Gaga and Obama! Five Presidential Meetings With Musicians

Lady Gaga wants to meet with President Obama. Following the news that 14-year old Jamey Rodemeyer committed suicide after years of bullying, Gaga tweeted, “The past days I’ve spent reflecting, crying, and yelling. I have so much anger. It is hard to feel love when cruelty takes someones [sic] life.”…