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If R. Kelly pulled a Willy Wonka and opened his Chocolate Factory to the public, we doubt we’d find Oompa Loompas churning out R&B hits. After all, that 2003 record was clearly about baby-making, not candy-making.
In fact, R. Kelly’s slow jams are all about sex. Dude makes music for the grown and sexy, not to mention the incredibly horny. And at 44 years old, he’s got no intention of slowing down. Kelly is scheduled to release his 11th studio album, Black Panties, early next year. But before he does, this R&B pimp wants to party with y’all at Revolution Live this Sunday.
Now, shit might get wild at the Black & White VIP Party, and we want to make sure you’re prepared. So pack a change of clothes, some condoms, and plenty of chocolate.
