Eat on the Cheap

While the days are getting shorter, the heat, humidity, and threat of hurricanes continue to linger throughout August and September. And as predictable as pit stains on a pizza delivery boy, Miami Spice Restaurant Month returns for its fifth year. If you are not familiar with this cheaper-eats program, Campo…

Hot Dogs at the Grill

Wander through South Beach on any given Sunday afternoon, and you might feel as though you’ve stumbled into an anteroom of the Westminster Kennel Club. Pooches are everywhere, holding court at al fresco eateries and strutting jauntily into boutiques. Although most establishments on the Beach seem to have become pet-friendly…

Crazy Delicious

When prepared correctly, the Puerto Rican dish mofongo is a little sweet, a little salty, filling and decadent, and infused with the smoky succulence of bacon. The indigenous mishmash is so yummy it’s difficult to describe. The culinary delight makes a perfect title for the first full-length album by popular…

Kids Beating Kids

After countless boxing movies and memorable matches, from screen legends like Rocky Balboa to real-life legends such as Muhammad Ali, Miami-Dade Parks will host the boxing spectacle you’ve been waiting for: a match between eight-year-olds. USA Boxing members from Key West to West Palm Beach, ages eight to adults, are…

Put Your Best Leg Forward

“Nice gams!” You’ve heard the comments from co-workers and construction workers alike, but do you think you have the best legs in America? If yours are long, lean, and naturally toned and curvy without the aid of calf implants, you should compete in today’s “Legs of a Goddess” contest at…

Fete for Foliage

Flying over Haiti reveals the unmistakable effects of deforestation. The parched earth looks like an open wound. The lack of greenery is stark in comparison to other Caribbean islands. “Haiti used to be green. But people gotta eat, they gotta cook. So they cut down the trees to make charcoal,…

A Demon on Wheels

Having driven in cities such as New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Boston, we can honestly say Miami has the worst drivers. They may not know how to use a turn signal or stop at a red light, but they sure know how to lay on the bone-rattling train horn…

Cowboys and Carbonara

If you want to give your noodle a treat, let it boil at the Sergio Leone Retrospective this month at the Miami Beach Cinematheque. Named so because of the Italian studios that extruded them during the Sixties, spaghetti Westerns are often regarded as corny or tastelessly violent, but the off-putting…

A Big Ado About Something

Unlike George and Jerry’s pilot episode, Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing is about something. Boy meets girl, boy and girl get engaged, evil Don John tricks boy into thinking someone is shagging girl, girl fakes death, the truth is revealed, and Dogberry saves the day. It’s a little more action…

Sing Out Sister

Nicole Henry knows how to mesmerize an audience. Whether she is belting out “Fly Me to the Moon” or “Over the Rainbow,” Henry has a rare talent for commanding a room. Her voice has been described as lush, powerful, and sultry, as well as full of “emotion that seeps sincerely…

L.A. Glory

Maybe it’s the classic cursive blue logo. Or the legendary names — Roy Campanella, Sandy Koufax, Pee Wee Reese, Jackie Robinson, Duke Snider — of seasons past. Or the embellished nostalgia of the days of yore in Brooklyn. Or the eternal spirit of Tommy Lasorda. Whatever causes it, there is…

Down and Out in Baltimore

Very little appears to be happening in some of Jamilah Abdul-Sabur’s imagery, and perhaps that is precisely her message. For her project, opening tonight at 6:00 at Diaspora Vibe Gallery, the young artist documented people as they navigated down-at-the-heels sections of Baltimore, attempting to focus on the socioeconomic disparities among…

They’ve Been Banned

Moviemakers in America have it pretty good. Thanks to the First Amendment, directors and writers can make a subversive celluloid statement without it being banned by the government. Stricter regimes around the world have prevented the release of motion pictures over objections to political undercurrents, religious imagery, and sexual content,…

Steady Pimpin’

Big Daddy Kane first tried to set the record straight in 1989, with “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy.” Just last year, Memphis bass heads Three 6 Mafia attempted to reinforce that message, with the Academy Award-winning “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp.” Rather than trying to convince a skeptical audience about…

Undercover of the Night

Michael Mann’s Miami Vice is like a car that’s been stripped of everything but its two bucket seats and rebuilt from the ground up. The protagonists are — as if you didn’t know it — a pair of detectives named Sonny Crockett (Colin Farrell) and Ricardo Tubbs (Jamie Foxx). A…

Insect Insight

The Ant Bully is based on a very short children’s book by John Nickle, who wrote and illustrated the 1999 work all by his lonesome after years of providing illustrations for The Wall Street Journal and Sports Illustrated, not to mention other works of kiddie lit. The book, as most…

Leveling the Field

If you come across a woman on the cover of Sports Illustrated, chances are she is wearing a swimsuit, because in the testosterone-laden sports media, many female athletes have a difficult time getting respect. Tanith Belbin, who skated away with a silver medal at the 2006 Torino Olympics, recently garnered…

Art Capsules

Big Juicy Paintings (and more): “Juicy” features nearly 50 works from the permanent collection, including a number of new acquisitions making their Miami debut. The brawny exhibit is complemented by a handful of works on loan from area collectors. This marks the first time since 2002’s “Miami Currents” that MAM…

Eating for Two

Feed (TLA) Remember the old jokes about “What’s grosser than gross”? The makers of Feed do, as they prove in the first 10 minutes — one-upping their opening scene featuring a voluntary victim of cannibalism by bringing in a guy who gets nekkid and shoves cheeseburgers down the throat of…

Over Your Head

Flight sims — games that emulate the experience of being in a cockpit — are plenty popular on PCs, but have never taken off on home consoles. This is partly due to their inherent complexity. When it comes to recreating an entire cockpit’s worth of buttons, levers, and gizmos, the…

New Times‘s Top DVD Picks for the Week of July 25, 2006

2005 Academy Award Nominated Short Films (Magnolia) Animaniacs: Volume 1 (Warner Bros.) Ask the Dust (Paramount) Awesome; I Fuckin’ Shot That! (ThinkFilm) The Benchwarmers (Sony) Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story (Shout! Factory) Bogie & Bacall: The Signature Collection (Warner Bros.) Chappelle’s Show: The Lost Episodes (Paramount) Electric Shadows (First Run)…

It’s Legal, Baby

A brief lesson for those who were asleep during eleventh-grade American history: The 21st Amendment repealed the 18th Amendment, thereby ending Prohibition. Although the days of speakeasies are long gone and public drunkenness has been taken to new levels, Amendment XXI Lounge exists as a thankful reminder of why its…