Global Warming Makes Couples Cheat, Says Dating Website

If you’re married in Miami, you might want to get out of town this summer. No, not to avoid the hurricanes — to avoid a nasty divorce. A new report blames global warming for rising rates of infidelity, especially bad news for couples in Miami, where rising tides and raging…

Pinned Miami: “Everybody Can Be a Pin-Up Girl” (Video)

Last weekend’s Pinned Miami festival brought a touch of charm to Miami’s typical Memorial Day Weekend mayhem, as participants decked out in vintage styles congregated at the Miami Airport Convention Center to celebrate all things retro. Classic cars, skilled tattoo artists, and rockabilly and surfer bands enticed both long-time fans…

The Ten Most Miami Cars on the Road

In Miami, “transportation” means cars — yours, a friend’s, your parents’, whomever’s. We have no functional public transit system to speak of, and getting into a cab basically means paying an eccentric stranger a ridiculous amount of money to drive you three miles and nearly kill you 14 or 15…

Meet Your Favorite Cam Girls at South Beach Camming Con

What’s better than watching a hot babe do whatever you ask on webcam? Why, meeting that hot babe in the sexy flesh at the first-annual Camming Con, of course. Yes, drooling masses. You can meet your favorite cam girl superstars at the Eden Roc hotel in Miami Beach, and participate…

Will Miami Seaquarium’s New Owners Free Lolita the Orca?

At nearly 20 feet long and 7,000 pounds, Lolita the killer whale is a big lass. But despite her hefty girth, she’s spent more than 40 years in a 60-by-80-foot tank at Miami Seaquarium — the human equivalent, animal advocates say, of living in a port-a-potty. A battle between the…

Shape Magazine Names Two Miami Trainers as Hottest in the Country

We’re Miami. We know we’re hot, and so does the whole world, but now, it’s official. Shape Magazine just counted the 50 sexiest male trainers in the country, and two of them are representing us and our scorching endless-summer bods. Who are the gorgeous fellas ready to sweat and sculpt…

X-Rated Run Rebrands, Keeps All the Balls and Whistles

Sometimes, it ain’t easy being sexy. In October, organizers from the first-ever adult-themed mud run announced it would switch locations from central Florida to Virginia Key. Now, the event is tweaking its brand in an effort to foster connections with more companies, according to founder and organizer Kelly Perez. “Because…

The Hottest Guys of Miami Beach Gay Pride 2014

Everyone’s always talkin’ about the hot mamis of Miami, but hello! Have you seen our boys? They’re delicious. You just want to scoop them up and lick them all over like ice-cream, especially during Miami Beach Gay Pride. These divas have worked for these bods, and the Gay Pride Parade…

The Ten Best Drag Queens at Miami Beach Gay Pride 2014

This weekend, Ocean Drive was dedicated to fairy boys blooming into butterflies and rippling rainbow flags. Sunday’s festivities promised one thing — equality. Six years ago, Miami Beach put a lid on the closed-minded boy-meets-girl mentality with the explosion of the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade and Festival. Though equality…

Five Simple Suggestions For Surviving Miami Beach Gay Pride

It is once again time for Miami Beach Gay Pride, a week-long festival of the fabulous, featuring beach parties, drag shows, block parties, bachelor auctions, beauty pageants, and dance parties all leading up to the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade on Sunday, April 13. Some big names are involved this…

Elaine Lancaster Dishes on Miami Beach Gay Pride 2014

Gay pride is a pretty big deal. Think 80,000 rainbow hued-revelers, Miami Beach beefcakes galore, and Gloria Estefan to boot. It’s the party of the year, and only an asshole would miss it. As if it wasn’t fun enough, legendary drag queen, Real Housewives of Miami alum, and Miami Beach…

Super-Cute Baby Baboon Born at Jungle Island

In the latest news from the adorable animal department, Jungle Island welcomed a bouncing baby baboon last week. Called Makara, the wee one was born to four-year-old Isis. Jungle Island reps say the baby is doing even better than expected. Isis and the three other Hamadryas baboons in residence are…

Feed the Homeless Flash Mob to Hit Downtown, Overtown

With all the festival madness of late; traffic, life, and just getting from point A to B is more taxing than usual. Some locals, however, think we should focus on helping others in trying times instead of dissolving into fits of road rage and grumpiness. One such radical is Miami…

The Seven Weirdest Sex Apps

Apps were invented to simplify life’s toughest conundrums; some help dilute our cruddy sense of direction (Google Maps); some to make reservations for brunch at Zuma seamlessly – or not (OpenTable); and some to make our loins burn with passion. A whole techy business has emerged centered around the limbic…

Lucky Cole, Everglades “Glamorous Photographer,” Photo Shoot (VIDEO)

Lucky ColeThe writer as subject.On a recent sunny day, New Times videographer Kathryn Sotolongo and I drove to a place bloated alligators are pecked on by starving vultures and the sawgrass’ll take off a finger. Out on Loop Road, where the Everglades becomes Big Cypress National Preserve, Lucky Cole and…