The Five Best Spas in Miami During Miami Spa Month

The midday downpour; the earth-trembling thunder; oh, and of course, the oppressive humidity — it all sounds like one big environmental horror story, right? Living in Miami, especially during the months of July and August, can easily evoke grueling spells of manic depression. Yet, despite our inability to partake in…

Operation PAW to Sell Paintings by Cats at Wynwood Art Walk

Thanks to LOLcats, Grumpy Cat, and their revered Egyptian ancestors, feline dominance over subservient humans has long been established. Cats rule our households, our interwebs — why shouldn’t they take control of the art world, too? At next week’s Wynwood Art Walk, non-profit, no-kill Operation PAW will be offering up…

Vulcan the Liger Is Back Home at Jungle Island

According to Napoleon Dynamite, a liger is a cross between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic. At least Napoleon was spot on about the first part. And as far as kitty witchcraft, well, anything is possible. As it turns out, we have these potentially bewitching…

Pitbull Look-Alike Ariel Tojo Surprises Tourists in Times Square

Ariel Tojo, 43, is a jack-of-all-trades. Born in Cuba and raised in Miami, Tojo dabbles in many things, including real estate, training, and most notably, acting. His favorite gig? Impersonating Mr. 305 himself, also known as Pitbull. “I really love acting in general, but especially impersonating Pitbull,” Tojo said in…

Pit Bull Ban Won’t Be Put To Popular Vote Any Time Soon

The current countywide ban on pit bulls seems safe from renewed scrutiny from Miami-Dade voters in the coming years. After an attempt to repeal the ban failed by a 63 percent to 37 percent margin in 2012, keeping the decades-old ban in place, activists say they’ve all but given up…

Mercury Is in Retrograde: Here’s How to Survive the Chaos

Bad news, everyone. Today is Friday the 13th. And it’s a full moon. And the planet Mercury is in retrograde. In other words, shit is about to get weird. Mercury’s retrograde is the universe’s idea of a practical joke that goes on for three weeks and happens four times a…

Win Free Tickets to Palo Alto at Regal South Beach Stadium

What’s James Franco doing these days? Even if you’re not following the career of the prolific actor/writer/director/selfie-taker, you can be sure it’ll be entertaining. When he’s not parodying himself in his friends’ film projects (think This Is The End), he’s making art to display during Art Basel or mulling a…

Porn Stars, Penises, and Lots of Lube at the X Run (Video)

Tits and ass. Cocks and balls. Knobs and bollocks. Whatever your sexual lexicon of choice, it had a home at this weekend’s X Run. The sex-themed obstacle 5K was three miles of blue balls, honey holes, prosthetic (and real) breasts, double-ended dildos, floating penises, and pretty much every other forbidden…

Exhale Spa’s Loews Hotel Opening Brought Out Hotties and Housewives

Walking down Collins Avenue on any given day, you’re likely to see a non-English speaking extended Italian family, a buzzed beach bum, and Lil’ Kim — all on the same block. These mutually exclusive demographic sects are seemingly only united in Miami’s passion for humidity, the burgeoning art scene and…

Miami Ranked the Best City to Be a Dog in the U.S.

On the surface, dogs don’t need much in life: food, water, shelter, the occasional scratch behind the ear. But ask any canine companion, and they’ll tell you that some places are better than others. (They’ll tell you this in barks, whines, and leg-humps; it’s up to you to translate.) And…