SNL Asks What Is Burn Notice?

Confession time. We still barely have any idea what Burn Notice is about. Funny thing is we’ve written about it but never actually seen an episode. We know it’s shot and set in Miami. Something about a spy. A spy who possibly didn’t do his spy work to his bosses’…

WLRN Whistleblower Bob Grabowski Gets the Ax

Bob Grabowski, the assistant DJ who criticized WLRN’s plans to replace jazz guru Len Pace’s show with a computer, was fired Thursday night by the station. Via voicemail no less.Grabowski sent an email to some 100 friends Sunday complaining that once Pace left his show, Evenin’ Jazz, the station would…

Loon Got Punk’d, Bougainvillea’s to Remain Open

The news had been buzzing around for the past seven months that Bougainvillea’s Old Florida Tavern is closing for good. A reality that apparently hit some so hard that management finagled a month extension on their lease in order to give their 32 employees a little more time in finding…

Subtropics, A Gym for the Ears

Gustavo Matamoros at VizcayaThis is the first in a series of articles profiling the seven finalists for the New Times MasterMind Awards, which will be presented to four artists during Artopia at the Freedom Tower February 11. So you got the perfect abs, rippling muscles and legs that can run…

Around Town This Weekend: The Super Bowl Edition

Can you smell that? The Super Bowl has arrived.FridayEats, Beats and Cleats Festival: You’re late. This Lincoln Road Super Bowl party started yesterday. But you can still catch Jaime Foxx at the Fillmore tonight, NFL athletes playing instruments tomorrow (yes, really), and a giant tailgate party on Lincoln and Euclid…

Get ‘Em While They’re Hot: Artopia Tickets!

We all had that rich friend growing up, the one with an elevator in his house, a pet tiger, and the parents who rented a Ferris wheel for his birthday parties. Well, that spoiled brat is all grown up, and he keeps throwing outrageous soirees. This year, he’s hired stone-faced…

Jazz Guru Len Pace Leaves WLRN, Replaced by Computer

Last Friday, Len Pace’s Evenin’ Jazz grooved smoothly along as it has for the last 30 years. The gravely-voiced DJ played some Lonnie Smith, as he invariably does at the end of every week, and he bantered through his usual smoky standards. When he signed off with his typical tag-line,…

The Shop Around the Corner

It took us quite a few trips to downtown Fort Lauderdale before we found the coffee shop Brew’s Urban Cafe. And… this gem is tucked away behind Tarpon Bend — and lo and behold, besides coffee, it also serves microbrews and wine! So Friday night at 7:30, go to downtown…

A Plague of Monsters

As you hurriedly pack the entire family into your standard-size pickup for this Saturday’s Monster Jam, you’ll inevitably have some last-minute questions, such as: (1) Should Grandma wear noise-canceling headphones? (2) Do babies need tickets? and (3) Is it true Grave Digger is possessed by the souls of the million…

Insert Fat Joke Here

Everybody loves a fat guy. It could be the picnic tablecloth size of his Hawaiian shirt, it could be the disgustingly hilarious unbuttoning of his pants at the end of a good meal, or it could be the fact that owing to a lifetime of ridicule, the fat dude generally…

Winter of Their Discontent

It’s the year 2014. No one is flying around with jet packs, but World War III is ripping a bloody path through South America. Forget the looming threats of North Korea and Iran; it’s Chile and Peru that have come to fisticuffs. When we join the cast of Diciembre, Brazilian…

Fight Like a Little Guy

There’s a bit of old dogfighting wisdom that says the best battles happen when a trainer pits the tiniest pups from two related litters against one another. But because the fighting of dogs is a disgusting, immoral endeavor and the fighting of men is not, why don’t we see what…

Will.yo.soy?

Hard to believe it’s been 20 years since Univision heeded the call to provide more opportunities for Latino entertainment stars to get gussied up and flaunt bling and breasts (enhanced, of course) on the red carpet. It’s gone a bit overboard, but Premio Lo Nuestro is the granddaddy. The awards…

One Year Bold

“It’s on like Donkey Kong!” So says Ric Delgado in the first sentence of his post announcing REVMiami’s First Anniversary Party at White Room this Friday night. Delgado is perhaps the single most vocal advocate of Miami music today. And the lineup of talent slated to show their allegiance is…