Saved by the Bell

If anybody interpreted the recession as an opportunity to expand, it was definitely the party promoters of Poplife. Over the past several months, the crew — consisting of Aramis Lorie, Barbara Basti, and Jake Jefferson — has been getting hounded by Miami Beach megaclubs desperate for bodies to fill dance…

Sex and the City Creator to Direct Anita Bryant Biopic for HBO

​HBO is still at work on a fictional adaption of Cocaine Cowboys, but the cable giant’s latest project takes on the life of another infamous villain from Miami-Dade’s past: Anita Bryant. The beauty queen turned popular singer turned Florida OJ pitchwoman turned raving anti-gay activist will get the biopic treatment in…

Miami International Film Festival Announces This Year’s Films

The Miami International Film Festival (MIFF) has announced its program of films even though you, the general public, won’t be able to buy tickets until February 19. As usual, the ten-day festival has a strong Ibero-American focus, featuring many big-screen creations from Spain, Portugal, and Latin America. The program of…

Art Miami Announces February Fine Art Spin-Off Fair

Art Miami was showing contemporary art in fair format long before Art Basel rolled into town, and now they’re expanding with a second yearly fair focusing on fine art and antiques, according to ArtInfo. The Florida International Fine Art Fair will kick off next year in the same tent space in…

Upper Eastside Garden, Mini-Golf Course/Culture Hub, Closing

In most cities, mini-golf almost qualifies as anti-culture, but Miami’s Upper Eastside Garden somehow blended putt-putt with art, movies, and music so well it seemed completely natural. Sadly, though, all good things must come to an end, and Upper Eastside Garden will host a closing party tomorrow night. The Garden will say…

Around Town This Weekend: Real Rodeos and Fake Elvises

Yes, that’s right. Weekend’s here. Time to drink so much you forget Monday is a mere 48 hours away. We kid! Put down the bottle and go out and get cultured.FridayYou won’t see this too often: The freakin’ rodeo is in town until Sunday. over to the Homestead Championship Rodeo…

Los Van Van Led by Killer Musician

In most countries, a murderer who took part in strangling an old lady wouldn’t be leading a get-down-and-boogie party propaganda machine sent around the world to spread goodwill. He’d be on death row or doing life behind bars.But Los Van Van leader Samuel Formell, son of the band’s founder Juan…

Secret Weirdness at Swampspace Gallery’s Something Near, Somewhere Far

Hidden down a narrow, semi-secluded Design District street that’s not much more than a backalley, Swampspace Gallery (3821 NE 1st Ct., Miami) is the appropriately tiny exhibition and gathering place that fronts artist Oliver Sanchez’ studio. Unlike most Miami art spaces, this one is the size of your living room…

Endgame

Endgame, about the covert negotiations in the ’80s that helped bring down apartheid, follows Michael Young (Jonny Lee Miller), a public affairs director for a British gold-mining firm. Miller secretly assembles talks between African National Congress representatives led by Thabo Mbeki (Chiwetel Ejiofor) and powerful Afrikaners like philosophy prof Will…

The Girl on the Train

For better or worse, there isn’t a human experience that French director André Téchiné can resist lathering into a tone poem. Tackling a 2004 incident whose sociopolitical ramifications can hardly be ignored — a young Gentile woman set off a media storm by falsely claiming to be the victim of…

Porpoise Love

Forgo chocolates ‘n’ roses and spend your budgeted Valentine’s money on some quality time together. Well, the two of you and a pod of dolphins. The Miami Seaquarium is offering Dine With the Dolphins, the chance to dine waterside this Valentine’s Eve at a candlelight dinner for two overlooking the…

A Cure for Loneliness

It’s the night before Valentine’s Day. Don’t get sad; head to the Love Rx show at the Respectable Street Café (518 Clematis St.) in West Palm Beach. The girls of the Modernesque Burlesque troop — Ms. Ardis, Audry Rose Lautrec, Isadora Bull, Francean Fanny, Lady Phoenix, and Pixie Deville —…

Go Get Sweat-y

For peeps of a certain age, the memory of middle school makeout parties in dimly lit basements will be forever soundtracked to the sweet and sticky slow jams of Mr. Keith Sweat. Thanks to the sensual whining of “Nobody” and words like “Who can sex you like me?” the summer…

O.M.D.

Perhaps you don’t have a Valentine this year. Perhaps you’d rather pledge your love and devotion to the characters on the big screen; they never broke up with you via text message. With the money you’ll save on not buying someone flowers, you can get a ticket for the New…