Briefs

We communicate in 140 characters or fewer and read the newspaper on a 3.5-inch screen, so it’s safe to say small is the new awesome. Get ready for bite-size performance art this week as City Theatre brings its 15th annual, Carbonell Award-winning Summer Shorts Festival to the Carnival Studio Theater…

Brevity Is Best

We communicate in 140 characters or fewer and read the newspaper on a 3.5-inch screen, so it’s safe to say small is the new awesome. Get ready for bite-size performance art this week as City Theatre brings its 15th annual, Carbonell Award-winning Summer Shorts Festival to the Carnival Studio Theater…

Hanley Being Hanley

The only time the Florida Marlins can get attention from the national media is when their star player kicks a ball into right field, runs after it lackadaisically, and then publicly criticizes manager Fredi Gonzalez for benching him. Hanley Ramirez did just that, and ESPN backed its trucks into Sun…

Punk Benefit

The guys of the Fort Lauderdale foursome Howitzer may sound tough as nails on record, churning out a classic style of street punk in the vein of old Doc Marten-footed acts like Sham 69 and Cock Sparrer. But for all the swagger of their shout-along anthems, which boast titles like…

Name Changer

Thousands of musicians, celebrities, and party people have flooded Miami Memorial Day Weekends over the years, and the Best of the Best concert has become the unofficial crowning event. While Best of the Best began as a virtually all-dancehall event, in recent years it’s morphed into a more globally urban…

Teflon Don

Thousands of musicians, celebrities, and party people have flooded Miami Memorial Day Weekends over the years, and the Best of the Best concert has become the unofficial crowning event. While Best of the Best began as a virtually all-dancehall event, in recent years it’s morphed into a more globally urban…

Best of the Best of the Best

Thousands of musicians, celebrities, and party people have flooded Miami Memorial Day Weekends over the years, and the Best of the Best concert has become the unofficial crowning event. While Best of the Best began as a virtually all-dancehall event, in recent years it’s morphed into a more globally urban…

Video: Exxxotica’s Porn Stars Tell Jokes

At the Exxxotica Expo over the weekend, there were swings, poles, numerous sex toys and even more porn stars. And while some of these stars had stories to tell, others had jokes. In this video, several of them were asked to tell their favorites. Some delivered and others — might…

Video: Exxxotica’s Porn Stars Tell What Turns Them Off

The Exxxotica convention was in town this weekend, and it showcased the largest collection of orgasm-inducing contraptions Miami has likely seen in a while. Everything spelled out sex, from the body-painted ladies to the hot-pink carpets where they strutted their wares. But apparently there are certain things that can keep…

Miami Medical Gets Canceled

You can add Miami Medical to the heap of South Florida-set shows that pretty much sucked and were quickly canceled. Others include Cane, Good Morning Miami, South Beach, Grapevine, Invasion, Karen Sisco, Odd Man Out, Wiseguy, and probably a few dozen other shows no one remembers.CBS has put an end…

Video: Exxxotica Expo 2010 at the Miami Beach Convention Center

Miami’s sexiest convention, Exxxotica, is in town. And it’s not just about nipple tassels and vibrators. The event is surprisingly more professional than you’d think. Apparently the industry is really all about business — including sales of 3D pornography and a device called the Spankie (the Snuggie’s far more sexually…

Spinello Gallery Sells $5,000 Washing Machine

At the Design District art walk this month, hordes of collectors and attenuated hipsters streamed in and out of Spinello Gallery. Mucho dinero collector Marty Margulies was there; so was Miami Art Museum board member and collector Dennis Scholl.They mixed uneasily with the hoi polloi at the opening of “Feels…

Miami Art Museum Reintroduces Thursday Social With True Miami Contemporaries

After a five-month hiatus, the Miami Art Museum is rebooting its monthly Thursday networker tonight with a rather fun exhibition featuring some of Miami’s leading contemporary young professionals.The museum corralled Sweat Records co-owner Lauren “Lolo” Reskin, filmmaker Juan Carlos Zalvidar, Supermarket Creative guru Michelle Leshem, Miami poet P. Scott Cunningham,…

Stranded in Paradise

Just in time for Arizona’s fascist treatment of Mexicans and suspected Mexicans, the Frost Museum opens “Paul Strand in Mexico” an exhibit of the modernist photog’s sympathetic portrait of our neighbors below the border. Shot in the 1930s, the photos show a black-and-white world of stark landscapes, baroque churches, dusty…

Doctor of Sweet Science

Now 82 years old, Tampa native Ferdie Pacheco has spent his life pursuing a half-dozen careers: pharmacist, physician, painter, writer, poet, actor, and TV talking head. But there’s a reason he’s nicknamed “the Fight Doctor”: Pacheco will always be most famous for his time at Chris and Angelo Dundee’s 5th…

Frame by Frame

You don’t need hallucinogenic drugs to experience other dimensions. Just ask Samuel Boutruche and Benjamin Moreau, the French duo that makes up Kolkoz. This art collective, an Art Basel favorite, likes to play with the concept of art as well as with people’s heads. Their previous installations include animated holiday…