Songs and Dances of America Latina on Display at Gusman

Singers and dancers from the Danmar Academy of Performing Arts (DAPA) in Texas will be at the Gusman Center of the Performing Arts this Saturday and Sunday to perform America Latina: A Mosaic of Cultural Expression. The show could easily be subtitled Miami the Musical. Billed as “a 90-minute show…

Five Signs Your Parents Might Be Smoking Weed

The Office of National Drug policy describes marijuana as a “mixture of dried, shredded leaves, stems, seeds and flowers of the hemp plant.” Stems and seeds, man? A more accurate description would’ve been rip-off; hood weed doesn’t equal good weed, silly stoner.In 2009, Gallup surveyed 1,013 American adults, ages 18…

Roast in Peace, Greg Giraldo

Is it too soon for a Greg Giraldo joke? Sure he’s only been dead for a day, and accidental drug overdoses are nothing to laugh about–they’re a real downer– but Giraldo was a comedian, a damn good one. Rather than hanging our head down low and crying about the passing…

Comedy Quick Fix: Steve Martin Tweets and Grown-Up Ninja Turtles

Flickr CC GillianIt’ll cure what aills ya’!​Everybody wants to be on the cutting edge of what’s funny. He or she with the best viral video is the cock of the walk of their particular domicile. But what about those who don’t have the time or under demanding desk job that…

Living Dead Take Over Lincoln Road for Zombie Walk 2010

Flickr CC veggiefrog​Ready to pre-game for Halloween? ‘Cause the 2010 Zombie Walk Miami is this Saturday. Lest you think we’re just trying to trick you into smearing blood all over yourself and heading out to Lincoln Road, consider that there are already 1,200 people confirmed to attend on Facebook. And…

Ellen Harvey Gives Nudity the Third Degree at Bass

Courtesy of Ellen Harvey”The Nudist Museum” 2010, 54 paintings: oil on gesso board with used frames​Attorney-turned-artist Ellen Harvey puts art clichés on trial. She infamously took the idea of landscapes to task when she painted oil pastorals among NYC’s graffiti tags and concrete pylons. Next she cross-examined portraits when she…

MAC Cosmetics and Disney Conspire to Make You Look Evil

​MAC Cosmetics is known for their bold colors, haute hues, and edgy looks. Their latest Venomous Villains collection, a years-long Disney collaboration set to launch today, is no different. While most brands would choose to get their inspiration from the bright-eyed, rosy-cheeked princesses, it seems only natural that MAC would…

Beatles Uncovered

Whether you first spied the Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1964, stumbled upon your parents’ copy of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, or just play a lot of Guitar Hero, you can grasp the greatness that is John, Paul, George, and Ringo. Decades later, these four British…

Rachel Roy Launches New Line at Macy’s

We thought Kimora Lee Simmons was so cool when she showed off her floor-to-ceiling closet on national TV, and showed us all just how hard it is to be the fashion designer behind Baby Phat on Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane. We wanted to marry a rap mogul, divorce…

Cuba Libre, Please

Referring to a pre-Castro Cuba, the Smithsonian’s website states, “Havana was then what Las Vegas has become.” Frequented by the likes of Frank Sinatra, Ava Gardner, and Ernest Hemingway, Cuba was indeed a self-indulgent escape from everyday life. And for a mere $50 roundtrip ticket, regular Joes were also able…

Browned to Perfection

How do you make an Alton Brown? The basic recipe includes 2.5 ounces of nerdy yet delightfully quirky wit, a tomato, an evil twin brother named B.A., a dash of sodium chloride, and a hosting gig on Iron Chef America. Mix well, store in an airtight container, and while you…

Heat vs. Iron Curtain

The NBA has always been about marketing itself to the world, particularly in European and Asian markets. So what better way to showcase the league than by having the Miami Heat — led by Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh — play a foreign team and beat the crap…

Carnival of Flesh

Miami-Dade and Broward can hardly stomach each other most of the time. They’re up there and we’re down here, and mostly that’s the way we’d like to keep it. But when it comes to watching scantily costumed ladies dance to reggae, calypso, soca, and other steel-drum-heavy Caribbean music, well, that…