On last night’s episode of Bad Girls Club Miami, we really start to get to know the new ladies right off the bat. Ashley isn’t great. She’s like one of the mannequins that are constantly getting abused. She might look like she has a purpose, but not really. Due to…
Eileen SuarezAubrey Shavonn and Clint Hooper star in Jack Goes Boating.Maybe it’s been years since you kicked back and smoked a bowl while jamming to Bob Marley. Or maybe it was yesterday. Either way, you’re not likely to forget the temporary reprieve it offers between the loud thumbing of everyday…
For the past several months I’ve been feeling unrequited love towards a woman that I’ve been good friends with for some time. Despite both of us constantly trying to repair our friendship, I keep slipping off of the wagon and falling for her again. I suspect that the reason why…
Over the years Miami has served as the backdrop for hundreds of Hollywood movies. In Celluloid City, we spotlight some of the classics shot right in our own backyard.This Celluloid City is somewhat of a trick instead of a treat (we’re starting with the bad Halloween puns early). Casino Royale,…
Keanu Reeves has plenty to be sad about. He was in a Paula Abdul video, he’s Canadian, and he attended the Keanu Reeves School for Acting. And despite what George Carlin said, Wyld Stallyns’ music never spurred a worldwide utopia. But c’mon, Keanu! You can’t even crack a smile when…
[jump] Name: CarlosOccupation: Graphic designerDescribe your style: Mojon boyCurrent obsession: Anything Apple (MAC)…
The Golden Side of the TracksOvertown residents helped build Miami.The names Flagler,Tuttle, and Monroe are thrown about whenever somebody starts yammering about Miami’s history. They were the titans of Miami industry and helped bring civilization to what was once little more than a swamp. But who are we kidding? Those…
Ever walk into an art gallery, see something like a pile of beer cans tied together with piano wire floating in a puddle of soup, and wonder what the fuck is so artful about it? Maybe you’d be more into illustration. It’s what local monkey proliferator Krave describes as “art…
Courtest of IFCStop pounding Omega-3 pills. It’s not the brain that holds our intellectual stamina, it’s the 1.5mm piece of skin in front of it known as the forehead. Scientists were alerted to this fact after alien foreheads — looking a lot like talking, crawling chicken cutlets — invaded and…
Photo by Glenn Francis of www.PacificProDigital.comDenise Richards, surviror of two and a half men.There’s a reason that there are so many tabloid magazines: we love ourselves some celebrities. We love to learn about their clothes, hair, and lives in general — but we especially enjoy obsessing over their love lives…
Alberto RomeuNilo Cruz’s The Color of Desire.There’s an unwritten rule that says only plays that have had a run in New York are awarded the Pulitzer Prize. So when word hit that a playwright from Little Havana with a story about Cuban cigar rollers from the tiny New Theatre in…
Photo by Dana Edelson for NBCJohn Malkovich isn’t an actor. He’s a legend. With a distinct James Earl Jones-like voice, he has an Emmy, a few Oscar nods, 70-plus films and a movie, Being John Malkovich, named after himself. And with two movies coming out back to back this month…
We here at Cultist are stoked about the cultural uprising taking place in southwest Miami. Not only does it mean that we save wear and tear on our automobiles, but we can continue to stay away from Dolphin Mall. We hate Dolphin Mall.One of the places responsible for bringing culture…
Photo by Peter Kramer/NBCDrew Barrymore shows off her root job.Hair has seen plenty of trends over the years. We’ve used and abused our hair with a perm, a curling iron, a straightening iron, relaxer, highlights, lowlights, red dye, dark dye, blonde dye, and bleach. There was the Rachel (the good),…
Dexter likes Jimbo’sScore another one for Jimbo’s Place’s amazing tally of television and movie scene credits. Showtime’s Dexter is the latest victim to fall prey to Jimbo’s charms. In the season premiere, Miami’s favorite serial killer goes more psycho than usual on a country bumpkin looking to unload in Jimbo’s…
Miami Beach the Musical was not what we expected from a faith-based production, especially a Christian one, but the play includes everyone that made Miami Beach the iconic landscape that it is today, including Jews and the gays. Directed by David Kingery, the musical presented about two semesters worth of Miami…
This October is more than just an opportunity to drink yourself silly and wear lederhosen. Thanks to the folks at the University of Miami’s Frost School of Music, you can get drunk, wear lederhosen, and attend 20 events in a four-week period. OK, you don’t have to attend all 20….but…
To be frank, we’ve never been entirely comfortable with our naked bodies. We wake up next to a full-length mirror, have what could politely be described as paunch around our mid-section and were subjected to Eyes Wide Shut at far too young of an age thanks to cable. So when…
Fashion Breakdown: Duke baseball cap, Blue Tit shirt, dark wash jeans, gray shoes, and spoon bracelet by Linton (who often sits outside of BAR)…
View photos of the South Florida Dragon Boat Festival at Haulover Park here.This past Saturday, Haulover Beach Park Marina was overtaken by the Chinese — or at least by their 2,000-year old tradition — as it played host to the 2010 South Florida Dragon Boat Festival. In true South Florida…
MTV was once all about music videos. Slowly, however, the Viacom-owned network began chiseling away at the very foundation with shows like Pimp My Ride and Cribs. But the biggest jackasses at MTV weren’t as obnoxious as Xzibit or Mariah Carrey’s New York City Penthouse. They were a group of…
Hispanic Heritage Month is all well and fine. But early October has always been a time for a heaping helping of Anglo-Saxon, Germanic fun. We know it’s not a competition, but if the month belongs to anybody it has to be the krauts. After all, does a croqueta really compare…
