Let the Right One In

Local vampires who have been sidelined from South Beach clubs, rejoice. This Saturday, you may enter Lux via an invitation to Theatre of the Vampires Halloween Ball. For those skeptical of whether vampires truly exist, consider ancient India’s vetalas, Greece’s striges, and Madagascar’s ramanga (who supplement their blood diet with…

Hell is Other People

The folks at Naked Stage are always trying to one-up themselves. First, they held their innovative fourth annual 24-Hour Theatre Project, in which local thespians had 24 hours to write, rehearse, and present a play. They followed with the recent premiere of Flashlight Tales — an open-mike night for scary…

Ballsy Balseros

With Art Basel looming and legions of collectors, curators, and museum honchos preparing to sack South Florida, local dealers have begun breaking out the big guns and marshaling their forces. Wynwood’s Pan American Art Projects has mustered Luis Cruz Azaceta and is unleashing the human howitzer during “Trajectories/Trayectorias,” a major…

Magic Beans in the Stacks

Climb your own magic beanstalk and see some thought-provoking art in an unlikely place. In early October, artist Agustina Woodgate gave a one-night-only performance at the Miami-Dade Main Library’s Auditorium. In Jack and the Beanstalk, Woodgate used materials found in the library’s collections to give the English fairy tale a…

Gatsby Goes South Beach

What happens when you combine F. Scott Fitzgerald’s great American novel and a dash of ’90s Marilyn Manson? Well, a mess. But under the watchful eye of Michelle Leshem and Jose Ortiz, Gatsby Gone Goth, an All Hallows’ Eve celebration this Saturday, will combine roaring-’20s hedonism with plenty of black…

Launch Arte to Open Market in Design District

The Market SoHo​You expect to find open-air markets in walking cities such as London, Paris, or New York, where you can search through handmade trinkets and vintage tchotkes and accessories at your leisure. Luckily for Miamians, Launch Arte wants to give you a Brooklyn Flea experience smack in the middle…

Author Robert Stone Talks Sacred Steel

West Perrine is rough. From the Circle Plaza Projects to Dada 5000’s fight compound, choppers, yard boys, and black flags rule. Every Sunday, on 168th street, the scream of amplified steel rings out from the Church of the Living God as Keith Dominion tries to save their souls. The church,…

Bad Girls Club Miami, Episode 10: Comebacks and Breakdowns

​We’ve never had an STD, but seeing Natalie from season four on last night’s Bad Girls Club episode is what we imagine it feels like when herpes comes back. She was annoying the first time she was on the show, and she is annoying the second time around too.  But…

94. Nektar de Stagni

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.Courtesy of Nektar de Stagni​94. Nektar de StagniDesigner Nektar de Stagni is an…

95. Anthony Spinello

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.95. Anthony SpinelloAt only 27 years old, gallerist and curator Anthony Spinello inspires…

Miami Pop Surrealist Aleloop Toys Around for Art Basel

Aleloop’s “Say Hello to My Little Friend”​While most people leave their childhood fantasies of superheroes, cartoons, and comics at their 10th birthday party, artist Aleloop has made it her life’s work to create as many quirky characters as possible. Designing with a mixture of urban contemporary and pop surrealism, Alejandra…

New Logos From MySpace, Gap, iTunes Embarrass Themselves

MySpace logo is a waste of space.​You have to feel for MySpace. The company that basically started the social networking revolution continues to fall out of social relevance. Last week’s embarrassing announcement that they changed their logo to “my _____” -a Helvetica font for “my” and a blank space for…

First World Problems: New Ways Technology Is Ruining Your Life

Flickr CC CheciapTrapped by technology? We feel you.​We hope the few brief hours that Facebook was down last week gave you some perspective in tech-consumed life. Maybe you read a few more pages in Franzen’s Freedom. Or finished that paperwork you neglected all day long. Or even saw The Social…

96. Vanessa Garcia

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.Photo courtesy of Vanessa Garcia​96. Vanessa Garcia If she hadn’t become a vegetarian…

Slutty Halloween Costumes for the Thinking Woman

photo via tiswango Flckr​OK, ladies, we get it. Halloween is the one time of the year when you can dress like a hooker and actually get insulted when someone offers you money for sex. It’s all good. You’re entitled to express your sexuality any way you see fit. The only…