University of Wynwood Announces Literary Zine, Jai-Alai Magazine

The busy bees over at the University of Wynwood have been working nonstop to brighten this neon town with poetic radiance. Lately, they’ve brought the word to the streets, from the Miami Art Museum to Sweat Records. These pseudo-collegiate bastards are fully committed to making our lives less boring and…

Mad as Hell, Not Going to Take It Anymore

Photos by Amanda McCorquodale​Everyone has their pent-up rage. Some unleash it via Network-style outbursts or Falling Down-esque stomping tirades while others are like fed-up, cursing flight attendants busting out the emergency slide. Here in Miami, in 2010, we let out our frustration via paint and walls. Consider this ticked-off moment…

Jessica Gross and Andrew Hevia Present “Adventures of a Sexual Miscreant”

We would call New Times Best Comedian of 2010 Jessica Gross and Borscht Film Festival braintrust member Andrew Hevia a power couple in the Miami arts scene if we weren’t above such crass labeling. Luckily for us, their union has finally produced a creative endeavor: the hysterically raunchy Gross-produced, Hevia-written/directed…

97. Justin Long

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.Courtesy of Justin Long​97. Justin LongArtist Justin H. Long often sports the get-up…

Michael Tilson Thomas’s Last Performance at Lincoln Theatre

MTT and Ted Arison lighting the Lincoln’s marquee in 1989.​Think before you snub classical music. Researchers tracked a group of dementia patients and as their gray matter went limp, their musical tastes jumped from Beethoven to Beiber. Digging symphony is not only proof that have brains, though, it may also…

Who Wants Free Tickets to Buried Alive?

​Did you hear the one about the Chilean miners? Yeah, they hadn’t found that many miners in one place since raiding R. Kelly’s house. Of course, we’re only allowed to joke about being trapped in the earth now that all the victims are safely above ground (and in trouble with…

Bugaku Opens Miami City Ballet Season with Japanese Eroticism

When master ballet choreographer George Balanchine unveiled Bugaku in 1962, audiences were stunned by what critics have called “the sexiest show in ballet.” Borrowing from ancient Japanese classical dance, the ballet enacts a marriage rite set to the music of famed pan-Asian composer Mayuzami. In other words, two dancers get…

Designer and Architect Michael Graves to Speak at Wolfsonian

When a teapot is not just a teapot.​Even a design Neanderthal knows the name Michael Graves, thanks to the designer’s partnership with Target. For more than ten years, he’s made such mundane errands as buying tea kettles and dish scrubbers into guilty pleasures — at least for shoppers with an…

98. Rosie Herrera

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.Courtesy of Rosie Herrera​98. Rosie HerreraIt’s as difficult to classify choreographer and dancer…

Bar’s White-on-White Makeover Courtesy of Bert Rodriguez

Courtesy of Bar/O.H.W.O.W.Bert Rodriguez​Bar has changed its look for the fifth time. Now prolific Miami artist Bert Rodriguez takes a stab at luring drunk hipsters into the 14th Street watering hole.The new black-and-white makeover at first seems simplistic, but take a closer look. The most drastic change: Bar’s iconic “black bar” hanging…

Drinking in Disguise

We’re convinced Halloween is for adults. Sure, there’s trick-or-treating for kids — and who doesn’t love a newborn in a pumpkin costume? — but the rest of October is for drinking and disguises. Nowhere is that more evident than at Monster Masquerade at Zoo Miami. The second-annual event is part…

Pop-up Poem Shops

If you’ve ever been to a Wynwood Second Saturdays Art Walk, you’ve probably met the Miami Poetry Collective. They’re the ones behind makeshift tables — littered with vintage typewriters and half-empty cups of beer — selling custom poems for a couple of bucks. The project is called Poem Depot, and…