Magic and Malevolence

As far as we know, David Blaine has never made headlines by denouncing God, and David Copperfield has never bruited objectivist philosophy. But unlike most celebrity magicians, Penn & Teller are not content performing tricks, taking bows, and going quietly into the night. Rather, they have successfully cultivated their image…

Crown and Glory

February is Black History Month, and what better way to kick things off than attending The M Ensemble Company’s gospel musical Crowns at the Arsht Center’s Carnival Studio Theater this Thursday? Church hats (or “crowns”) are the springboard for an exploration of history and identity as seen through the eyes…

Got MILF?

What does MILF stand for again? Murder Is Legal in Florida? Manic Iguanas Lobotomize Fairies? Madonna Inhales Latino Farts? Although that last interpretation is probably true, it’s not the one etched into our psyche thanks to the astounding cougar hotness that was Jennifer Coolidge in American Pie. And in addition…

Quiz Show

Now that politicians are getting shot in the head, and Palin is belly crawling closer and closer to the White House podium, the only way we can stomach the news is with a spoonful of funny. So instead of staring teary-eyed at CNN, we catch the week’s biggest headlines via…

Magic and Malevolence

As far as we know, David Blaine has never made headlines by denouncing God, and David Copperfield has never bruited objectivist philosophy. But unlike most celebrity magicians, Penn & Teller are not content performing tricks, taking bows, and going quietly into the night. Rather, they have successfully cultivated their image…

Learn to Sustain

Remember that New Year’s resolution that you were going to learn how to boil water and feed yourself something besides cheeseburgers and deep-fried Twinkies? Well, then, get your buns moving to the Aventura Bloomingdale’s, where successive Saturdays in February will feature Miami chefs showing off their culinary skills. On the…

Waxy On, Waxy Off

Remember that New Year’s resolution that you were going to learn how to boil water and feed yourself something besides cheeseburgers and deep-fried Twinkies? Well, then, get your buns moving to the Aventura Bloomingdale’s, where successive Saturdays in February will feature a trio of Miami chefs showing off their culinary…

Eat or Be Eaten

It’s better to feast with the beasts than be feasted on by them, don’t you think? Do just that when Zoo Miami hosts its 18th annual “Feast With the Beasts.” Tasty tidbits from more than 30 Miami restaurants, eight open bars, live entertainment, complimentary valet parking and “wild animal encounters”…

Spilling the Beans

Ask children where coffee comes from and they’ll likely point to the ubiquitous green umbrellas of a nearby Starbucks. And now that the company has introduced its trenta cup (coffee’s version of a 7-Eleven big gulp), the involved journey of beans to cup has become that much more obscured. Photographer…

Pay Time for Hitler

From 1933 until 1945, the Nazis systematically looted from their Jewish countrymen as well as those in surrounding countries. During this reign of terror, the Third Reich “confiscated” innumerable works of art, which were later sold to galleries, private collectors, and museums, lost to the original owners forever. Well, almost…

Lord of the Dance

Back in the neon-colored-jackets-with-rolled-up-sleeves-days of ’80s Miami, cocaine cowboys, a decrepit SoBe, and, of course, Miami Vice, were synonymous with our “paradise lost.” Who would’ve thought, then, of moving here and heading a dance program for youth? Daniel “Danny” Lewis, that’s who. In 1987, Lewis became Dean of Dance at…

The Debauchery Bowl

Miami knows Super Bowls. We’ve hosted ten, including last year’s big game. That’s more than any other city. But beyond that, we know how to throw a good watch party. So even though the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers will be diving onto pigskins in Texas, Miami will have…

Eclectic Electric

Wynwood’s transformation from gritty warehouse zone into trendy arts district in the city’s urban core is about two Basels away from completion. The area has become Miami’s answer to ’70s SoHo — or modern-day Williamsburg — for those under the age of 50. So it’s only fitting that the Electric…

Indie Filmmakers Claim They Put the Piano in Biscayne Bay

Update: The real piano man came forward. Read about it here.Indie filmmakers, Billy and Anais Yeager, claim they are the ones who left the grand piano in the middle of Biscayne Bay. They said they have pianos in  Malibu, Death Valley, Costa Rica, Guatemala, and now Miami. When we spoke…

27. Barron Sherer

In honor of our Artopia party on February 10, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.27. Barron ShererWell-known film critics call Barron Sherer’s knowledge of film history “encyclopedic.” That may be…

New World Center Inspires Despite Ugly, Blue Seats

Earlier today, Michael Miller posted his thoughts on the new Frank Gehry campus of the New World Center. And we agree, those damn blue and white speckled seats are ugly and look more appropriate for an airport gate seating area than a performance hall. Thing is, though, during a performance…

Little Mousie in Something Borrowed, Something Blue

​Fashion Breakdown: Found the glasses in friend’s purse, the headband is from dad’s job, the charm necklace from Forever 21, the striped blue and black dress and flat shoes from thrift store, and the shiny-liquid black leggings from Legging Avenue…