The Miami Heat needs a little motivation right now. They’ve been a giant pile of ass when they’ve played on the road lately. Their point guards have been abysmal, and the Big Three are getting no help from the bench. With only nine games to go before the playoffs kick…
If you were in a fraternity or a sorority during college, you probably remember the head-splitting hangovers you endured, the keg stands you attempted, and the messy (and nasty) frat houses you stepped in. And if you really think back to the good old days, you might find a few…
Is it just us, or is it almost impossible not to spend most weekends in the Grove? Even if we start our night in South Beach, the lights, the people, and the tiki-tiki music are just too much, so we end up U-turning to the Grove for a beer. It’s…
It’s no coincidence that with a presidential election looming on the not-too-distant horizon, issues of manipulation, protest, and power are occupying artists’ minds. After all, the republic is on shaky grounds. Fixing the economy remains a tall order, and political hopefuls are crisscrossing the nation offering empty rhetoric while the…
Pride means different things to different people. To some, it’s their child’s first steps. To others, it’s a set of jiggly new breast implants. To a dwindling few, it’s Dolphins pride for life. (Yes, they still exist.) But this Saturday on Ocean Drive, pride will mean only one thing: a…
It feels good when you can enjoy a good piece of artwork and know the planet didn’t have to take a cut in order to make it great. Have a go at this free festival and rub elbows with locals green vendors, artists, and educators. Ride a bike, or walk…
Well rested after a three-game home stint against the Houston Astros, the Miami Marlins are at it again with a midweek series against interdivision rivals the Chicago Cubs. Considered one of professional sports’ most storied franchises, the Cubs were just five outs away from their first World Series appearance since…
You know that feeling, the one you get after you eat way too much. It’s gross, gluttonous, and guilty, all rolled into one foul package. And there’s only one way to avoid it. Eat healthful portions? Please — we meant one achievable way. And that’s to do your overeating at…
Rum: It’s not just for pirates and old Cuban dudes anymore. Not this week, anyway. The Miami Rum Renaissance Festival kicks off Monday, and it’s your best excuse to drink during the workweek since, well, last year’s Rum Renaissance. The boozefest, which runs through April 22, begins low-key with panels…
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Ah, men. You can’t live with them, and you can’t live without — wait, never mind. We’re kidding, of course. The folks behind the World Erotic Art Museum’s newest exhibit, “Tom of Finland: Male Masterworks,” would slaughter us if they heard we made such a statement. “Male Masterworks” will be…
Say what you will about Andy Warhol’s hair — the artist was one fashionable dude. So it makes sense that the pop-up boutique set to debut during Art & Design Night in the Design District will pay homage to the artist with its name: The District Factory.Miami has a knack…
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…
If you’re going to lend hundreds of thousands of dollars to someone, you think you’d at least keep a receipt.But disputes over who owes what to whom are the latest roadblock in the Coconut Grove Playhouse settlement, according to the Miami Herald. Development group Aries claims they’ve given over $2…
It all seemed so innocent at first. The pretty pictures, the overwhelmingly nice comments, that swirly, scripted P.Once upon a time, Pinterest was merely a way to share all that was cute and aesthetically pleasing in the world — without getting defriended by your Facebook connections who didn’t want to…
Most Miami Heat fans left last night’s losing game against the Boston Celtics in disappointment.But Lil Wayne isn’t most fans.The rapper watched most of the game quietly, looking away to text or talk to friends. He barely batted an eye when the Miami Heat dancers strutted across the court. He…
Not to overreact or anything, but if you missed last week’s episode of Basketball Wives, you should be deeply ashamed of yourself. Evelyn Lozada chucked a bottle of wine at Kenya Bell because she called her “loose,” and it all went down at a very nice restaurant. What, pray tell,…
Last week, Miami City Ballet announced its new artistic director: Lourdes Lopez, former principal dancer with the New York City Ballet and current director of the New York-based dance company Morphoses, who will take the post on May 1, 2013. Following a five-month search, an 11-member committee chose Lopez from…
Last week Dancing With The Stars said goodbye to Jack Wagner, and not a moment too soon.You see, it’s Rock Week on our favorite celebrity dance competition, and you don’t want some old soap star dancing to the hottest rock groups of today, do you? Not with such up and…
If you like hotels, boy are you gonna love watching TV this summer!And if you don’t, well, such is the curse of summertime programming.Reality TV producers, having already brought viewers into the scintillating worlds of taxidermy, antiquing, and transporting large items, are ready to put yet another industry in the…
