Dancing With The Stars Week Six: Ain’t Too Proud to Dance

Gavin DeGraw is gone! Rejoice!This does mean we have nobody’s stupid hat fetish to mock anymore, unless Roshon wants to take it up. But we’re still counting this as a victory for humankind.It’s Motown week on Dancing With The Stars, which means you can take solace that for one week,…

The Ten Funniest #ComemierdaInMovieTitles Tweets

Who’s sick enough to come up with the idea to insert “comemierda” into random movie titles for fun?And who has the Miami star power to turn that idea into a trending Twitter hashtag?Only Pepe Billete, Escoria Films’ puppet-in-chief whose mouth is dirtier than the entire cast of Avenue Q combined…

Magic City Episode Three: Cruller? I Hardly Know Her!

If we had to summarize the theme of this week’s episode of Magic City, it might be “the baggage of our past often impedes our ability to live in the present.” Or “even if the State Senator claims to be into European girls, give him a few Scotches and he’ll…

Cuban Actors Escape to Miami En Route to Tribeca Film Festival

In Havana, accused and desperate, Raul is forced to run. Ninety miles of treacherous ocean stand between him and his dream.Three kids. One night. No return.That’s the synopsis of the film Una Noche, New York director Lucy Mulloy’s story of Cuban teens who plot to escape their country that screened…

Rakontur’s Square Grouper Premieres on Showtime Tonight

Here’s one more film to watch during your blissed-out smokefest tonight: Square Grouper, Miami media studio Rakontur’s documentary offering an inside look into ’70s pot smuggling in our fair city.The Billy Corben-directed movie makes its TV debut tonight on Showtime at 8 p.m., giving you another chance to revisit the…

Ten Reasons We Should All Just Agree That Tampa Sucks

Oh no they didn’t.In a cheeky little column this morning, the Tampa Tribune announced that the Cuban sandwich is now Tampa’s official sandwich. It went on to claim that the Tampa version of that sandwich is superior to Miami’s. Between jabs at the 305’s personal injury lawyers and Tony Montana…

Smokin’ Arts: Ten Works in Miami Best Viewed While Stoned

For the past several days, Antonio Manfredi, the director of the Casoria Contemporary Art Museum near Naples, Italy, has been burning artworks to protest the lack of government funds for his institution. That’s just uncivilized. Rather than setting any more paintings aflame, what the cash-addled Manfredi needs to do is…

The Five Best Movies to Watch While Stoned

Stoner legend has it that the meaning behind the digits 4-2-0 supposedly “stems” from a Californian police code by the same number, which signified “pot smoking in progress.” Is it true? Who knows? Figuring that out would take a lot of effort and totally go against the spirit of the…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Hey, y’all, guess what? It’s Friday!But, today isn’t just any Friday. No, no. This day rolls around only once a year. (That “roll” pun was intended, by the way.) It’s April 20, otherwise known as 4/20, man. It is the only day on the great American calendar that gives us…

Sex In South Beach Author Dr. Sonjia Wants to Get You Off

Sex. Doin’ it. Gettin’ it on. The horizontal lambada. The naked bacon dance. Making love. Banging. Boning. Smashing. The baloney pony. Whatever you wanna call it, at least 80% of the world’s population is doing it, or thinking about doing it, right now.Dr. Sonjia is too. The UM professor, AIDS…

The Ten Sexiest Chins in Hollywood

Out with the old boobs and in with the new… chins?According to the latest studies, chin augmentation surgery is the fastest-growing plastic surgery, with over a 71% increase in the last two years. In other words, it’s surging in popularity faster than getting injected with wrinkle-reducing Botox, going under the…

Dick Clark: A Miami Remembrance

If Ozzie Guillen had been thinking straight (please try to suspend your disbelief to consider this premise), he never would have said what he said about Castro. But he could have said it about Dick Clark, who passed away yesterday:”I love Dick Clark. I respect Dick Clark. You know why?…