Superhero Movies: How to Build a Better Film

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a buff white man in tights and a cape flying through the sky.Like every other self-respecting film geek, I’m excited about all the superhero films that are making their way onto the big screen this summer. It kicked off today with The…

The Twelve Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Ay caramba! It’s Friday, y’all. Finally.In a few hours, it’ll be time to unleash your inner Mexican. We know we have one (no, really, we’re Mexican). During this time of the month, gringos come out from their St. Patty’s Day shells. Cinco de Mayo is the day we separate the…

Four Pets More Dangerous Than Pit Bulls

Miami’s ban on pit bulls heads to the ballot in August, letting South Florida animal lovers decide whether they’re willing to allow the dogs back into the 305. The breed has been characterized by some as dangerous and violent, in part due to a 1989 case in which a dog…

Nobody Puts Lily in a Corner

Lily Harrison is a retired firecracker of a woman living in her gulf-front condo in St. Petersburg. And all she wants, in her twilight years, is to learn to dance the waltz. And the foxtrot. And the cha-cha. And the tango. And some contemporary dance thrown in too. So she…

Supernatural Mexican Conspiracy?

Is it just coincidence that Cinco de Mayo and the “supermoon” arrive on the same exact day, May 5, as the upcoming Coconut Grove Gallery Walk? Or is it some weird Grove conspiracy to turn City of Miami officials into werewolves, infect them with Montezuma’s Revenge, or both — thereby…

Crazy Art

Sebastian Ferreira only considers his art complete once he has painted over his past mistakes. A frenzy of lines and shapes intertwine to create a bustling metropolis. His work is the byproduct of mental illness. In the stylistic tradition of horror vacui, Latin for “fear of empty space,” Ferreira uses…

Dangerous Lily

A lily of the valley is fragrant, beautiful, and delicate. Also, it might send you into cardiac arrest as you violently vomit your brains out if you ingest one of its adorable little berries. It’s an apt nom de plume for Lily Tomlin, the 72-year-old Tony-, Emmy-, and Grammy-winning feminist…

Girls Girls Girls

Wasn’t it just Miami Beach Pride Week? And the week after that was the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival. Good Lord, do we really need another gay event in Miami? Of course we do, silly. This is Miami, after all, damn near the only safe haven in the highly…

Beyond the Blonde

Marilyn Monroe: She’s arguably the most objectified woman of the 20th Century. Used in her own time by everyone from athletes to playwrights to presidents, she was immortalized by Andy Warhol, turned into a massive sculpture that’s widely regarded as the worst thing to happen to Chicago since the 1871…

Game of Boats

The 1 percent is often blamed for America’s economic downfall. The vast majority of them find tax loopholes and keep their millions in foreign bank accounts, keeping poor folks poor while maintaining a steady stream of undisclosed income. But it’s the top 1 percent who make racing astronomically high-priced sailing…

Who’s Gonna Drive You Home Tonight?

Becky is a 40-something wife and mother. Her life is good. She has a steady job at a car dealership. She has a loving husband and a son working on a graduate degree in psychology. But something is missing. She’s middle-aged and feeling like her life has hit a rut…