Off to See the Wizard

Few cultural phenomenons offer so many costume choices as The Wizard of Oz. You could go the obvious route, donning gingham, pigtails, and ruby slippers to become Dorothy. You could throw on a lion’s mane, stuff your shirt with a bag of straw, or wear a metal funnel as a…

A Night About Nothing

It’s been 14 years since everyone’s favorite show about nothing went out in a blaze of ratings glory. After more than a decade, Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi, sponge-worthy men, and post-pool shrinkage still figure prominently in pop culture conversation. Don’t lie — you celebrate Festivus, just like the rest of us…

Biting The Bulls

These are the matchups that true fans look forward to all year: rival games. For the past ten years, as the New York Knicks stank up the league, the Miami Heat were grinding their teeth against the Chicago Bulls. The Bulls played spoiler to the Heat and swept Miami out…

Pitch Black

Latina hottie Eva Longoria may be best known for playing one of the titular spoiled brats on the TV series Desperate Housewives. But she’s not just another pretty face in Hollywood. Between posing in skimpy lingerie for the cover of GQ and ranking high on People magazine’s “Most Beautiful” list,…

North vs. South

When Nick Saban left Louisiana State University in 2004 to skipper the Miami Dolphins back to competitive relevancy in 2005, he mistakenly assumed he was cut out for the NFL. Though the Dolphins finished 9-7 that year, the team missed the playoffs. A year later, Miami seemingly missed the entire…

Remember When WWE

Remember a time when wrestling was a “sport” that featured guys like Dusty Rhodes or characters named Tugboat and Earthquake? Guys so ugly they earned nicknames like “The Animal” and whose bellies were so large they were the main focus of their characters’ finishing moves? Remember when plot lines carelessly…

Find Your Obsession

The word obsession seems to have mostly negative connotations, conjuring images of Facebook stalking, Christmas cookie binges, or Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. But sometimes obsession can be a good thing, particularly in the realm of art. The Museum of Contemporary Art (770 NE 125th St., North Miami) invites you…

Wong Answer

A third-generation Chinese-American who is eccentric, multitalented, and cute as a button, Kristina Wong straddles the line between stand-up comedian and socially conscious commentator, creating unique solo theater shows in the process. Wong Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest explored the high incidence of depression and suicide in Asian women, and…

Newton’s Law of Nudity

Fashionistas, erotic-art enthusiasts, and photophiliacs can delight in the fact that the World Erotic Art Museum (1205 Washington Ave., Miami Beach) caters to locals as much as it does Baselites. In cooperation with the Museum der Moderne in Austria, WEAM presents “Helmut Newton: A Liberating Focus” through March 3 —…

Folk Secrets Revealed

In a world full of throwaway pop divas and prepackaged emotional messages, heartfelt and talented singer-songwriters are few and far between. But leave it to the good people of Books & Books (265 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables) to find one of the music world’s sincerest up-and-comers, just for you thoughtful…

Ten Movies to Watch in 2013

Most of the blathering this year about the death of film and film culture has already evaporated from the mind, like so much inert gas. But one gnomic pronouncement endures: Leos Carax describing cinema as “a beautiful island with a cemetery” following the world premiere of Holy Motors at Cannes…

Miami’s Ten Biggest Arts & Culture Stories of 2012

It’s been a good year, Miami. Sure, we’ve had our disappointments. CSI: Miami was canceled, meaning we’ll never hear another so-bad-it’s-really-bad-but-also-kind-of-great Horatio Caine pun. The Kardashians received the key to North Miami, embarrassing us all. Local tattoo goddess Tatu Baby did not win Ink Master. But we’ve had a bounty…