If you love bikinis, basketball, or women who get into both, Christmas has come early for you this year. The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball team has chosen its roster, and we’re serving up photos and interviews of 12 of its newly named members. Consider it our (extremely belated) Christmas gift…
Calling all photo students! Miami New Times is recruiting for its Spring 2013 Photo Intern Program. By “student,” we do not mean “a student of life.” There’s no cash offered with this gig, only credits. Don’t bother applying if this doesn’t apply to you. Still interested? Read on! Interns work…
New Year, new you, right? At least that’s the baffling idea on everyone’s mind come every New Year. The motive to change oneself at the start of a new year is usually moral laziness disguised in an excuse to change all the character imperfections both inside and out. But we’re…
This morning, gluttons for punishment gathered by the thousands in everything from tutus to princess crowns (dudes included) to kick off the annual Ragnar Relay Florida Keys. This epic journey is a 200-mile foot race from Coconut Grove to Key West where participants run all night sans showers, sleep, or…
See that guy over there at the right? This is Skip. Skip is a troubled little man. He likes to yell a lot and he talks a great deal of nonsense, mostly while trying to resist the apparent temptation to take a sizable bite out of Stephen A. Smith’s neck…
If you whip out your dictionary and turn to the word “reunion,” you will find a definition that reads: the act of uniting again. Please note that that definition includes no mention of Andy Cohen, Bravo, or bitches acting as though they are on bath salts in a ball gown…
New Year’s. Yeah. That happened. Don’t remember much of it? We feel ya. But here’s the good news: If you’re reading this, you haven’t lost all your wit, and can still appreciate what Miami has to offer. No matter how trashed you were just a few days ago, this city…
Even with all the guts, chainsaws, and shapely rumps thrust in the audience’s face during Texas Chainsaw 3D, the film could have very nearly taken on a wholly different tone. The effects were so realistic, according to star Alexandra Daddario, because “they were the same special effects [used by] people…
It’s senior year of high school, and all any kid is thinking about is making it to graduation, the first real milestone for a young adult. These years require, in essence, survival of the most awkward and angsty times of your life. But tough titties, because sometimes a lightning bolt…
If you love bikinis, basketball, or women who get into both, Christmas has come early for you this year. The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball team has chosen its roster, and we’re serving up photos and interviews of 12 of its newly named members. Consider it our (extremely belated) Christmas gift…
To most viewers, the celebrity-studded “Demand a Plan” public service announcement video released in the wake of the Sandy Hook school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, was just an instance of Hollywood adding its voice to the nationwide cry for change. But at least one person, a YouTube user calling himself…
Still craving some theatre after a post-Les Mis hangover, but your tastes are a little more comic book than Cosette? The Lost Girls Theatre company has you covered with their upcoming evenings featuring short plays with geeky topics ranging from the zombie apocalypse to The Hobbit.We asked Lost Girls Theatre…
Tyra Banks groupies and Giselle wannabes, start boning up on your catwalk strut.America’s Next Top Model is looking for few runway hotties in South Florida, and for the first time ever, that includes dudes. The reality TV standby, which has been on the air a whopping 10 years as of…
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