A pleasantly restrained Martin Lawrence voices the likable grizzly bear hero of this computer-generated feature. Raised by a ranger, he’s lost when exiled to the woods, thanks to a wild-eyed mule deer (Ashton Kutcher, channeling Donkey from Shrek). As is usual in computer animation, the film’s look is overbright, its…
During the Nineties, a visit to one of South Florida’s strip clubs made for a rip-snorting time. From seedier dives such as the Bottoms Up on SW Eighth Street to the wildly popular Porky’s in Hialeah, freewheeling floozies ratcheted up their repertoires with raunchy antics that engaged the audience in…
Although controversy has stuck to “Bodies … The Exhibition” like a blood tick on a hound dog’s tail, more than 10,000 spectators had flocked to see the corpse show at a local mall within days of its debut. Scheduled to run through March of next year at the Shops at…
I’m So Much Better than You: Magnus Sigurdarson’s installation features four tons of Miami New Times papers interlocked like bricks to form a curving hip-high wall. It houses a DVD player and monitor where the artist is seen performing a puppet show in Xiamen, China. Sigurdarson, who was born in…
Lewis Black: Red, White & Screwed (HBO) Like many other Daily Show success stories, Lewis Black is a comedian made for these times; his facial contortions and verbal tics are expressions of the Bush-era phrase “outrage overload.” But unlike other big names in political stand-up right now (David Cross, Bill…
Let’s not beat around the bush: Saints Row is creatively bankrupt. The latest in a long list of Grand Theft Auto imitators, this clone replicates Rockstar’s controversial games so closely that the uneducated eye could mistake it for the real deal. But unlike past rip-offs, Saints Row is actually a…
Avenger (Warner Bros.) Calvaire: The Ordeal (Palm) Cedric the Entertainer: Taking You Higher (HBO) Changing Times (Koch Lorber) Confidence (Lionsgate) Deadfall (Lionsgate) Edmond (First Independent) The Greatest American Hero: The Complete Series (Anchor Bay) Harvey Toons: The Complete Collection (Sony Wonder) Humphrey Bogart: The Signature Collection, Volumes 1 & 2…
The sex is real in John Cameron Mitchell’s Shortbus; only the setting — an animated New York cityscape, benignly watched over by a fluorescent Statue of Liberty — is fake. To an extent, that describes the movie: a sexually daring, dramatically timid roundelay that employs unsimulated twosomes, threesomes, and even…
Perfumier Laurice Rahmé is French, but she left her heart in New York City. Her ode to her adopted home is Bond No. 9, a hugely popular fragrance collection that sounds like it was named for a certain British spy. In fact Bond No. 9 is Rahmé’s chic Noho address…
To satisfy your inner Rachael Ray, Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden has concocted the perfect solution: cupcakes and cooking classes. Just when you thought a caterer would be your only option for presentable holiday food, chef Pam Manresa and pastry chef Bette Ricci come to the rescue. Tonight and next Wednesday…
Trying to find the right balance between school and extracurricular activity is tough. But when you are constantly fighting The Man, who thinks skateboarding is a crime, it can be downright discouraging. Tony Hawk has proven repeatedly that dreams of success and riches can come true for a plucky skater…
The pews will be filled with yapping Yorkies, purring Persians, and bounding bunnies today at St. John’s on the Lake United Methodist Church for the annual Pet Blessing service. The event marks the Feast Day of St. Francis of Assisi, the patron saint of animals and the environment. Officially on…
Miami Carnival is always fun, but it can be hot and dizzying. Party people who prefer their Caribbean music with soothing ambiance should head away from the hubbub and toward Coral Gables. Get your fix at Soca Sundays, a poolside affair at the Biltmore’s Cascade Restaurant. Soca music has been…
Bring an energy drink and your camera, and make sure to tie your dancing shoes on tightly. Today’s Target GlobalBeat free Carnival Center party promises to be the biggest event to hit downtown Miami in years. “We’re by Miami and for Miami. Today we’re inviting the public to come in…
New Times recently published a picture of breasts on the cover and didn’t get the kind of reaction Babytalk magazine did after printing a photo of a nursing baby. The magazine received hundreds of letters of complaint from mothers who were appalled to see the profile of a woman’s breast…
Sanalejo, a seven-piece band from Colombia, is topping charts, winning awards, and breaking hearts. Even if you don’t speak Spanish, the group’s infectious pop sensibility and energetic horns transcend all language barriers to win fans on an international level. After gaining recognition in their homeland, the Sanalejo bandmates are crossing…
Go ahead and admit it. The last time you were comfortably numb at the Planetarium’s Pink Floyd laser light show, you thought it would be sooo cooool if a live band were playing in that reverb-heavy dome where the stars twinkle in the daytime and weird images dance among them…
There are many fantastic elements to Miami Carnival. The best food vendors offer a mouthwatering smorgasbord of spicy cuisine along Biscayne Boulevard. Some of the region’s most limber women parade the street in barely-there costumes. And the brightest stars from the islands make their way to our shores for a…
We are still sweating it out in the heat of the seemingly never-ending South Florida summer, but Panthers fans are breaking out the sweaters for tonight’s opening game of the 2006-2007 National Hockey League season. If you have forgotten, the Cats had a strong finish last season and were this…
Unlike other bigwig collectors in town who smack you with a cover charge to get a gander at their goods, Marty Margulies is making nice with the public and seems to be a fellow after our hearts. The art mogul has switched out the exhibit at his sprawling 45,000-square-foot warehouse…
There’s something about a family meal that makes the food even more delicious. Perhaps it’s the love that’s stirred into the simmering pot. You can taste it in the Peruvian cuisine served up at Mama Lila’s Bistro . The Valderrama sisters opened the charming eatery to celebrate their large and…
So are you going to spend October just shoveling candy corn down your attractive … long … exposed … neck, or would you prefer to let out some bloodcurdling screams at the month-long Gialli and Beyond: Italian Horror Masters festival instead? Gialli is a genre of both literature and film…
