A check of the weather: Sunshine and a ten-percent chance of rain. Which means we’re rocking nothing but underpants and furry boots for weekend two of Ultra Music Festival, just like the “Top Ten (Almost) Naked Raver Bros” we met last week. But girls just want to have fun too…
The status quo, namely the prudish American population’s stance on public nudity, has never favored the exhibitionist. At Ultra Music Festival, however, the status quo is tossed out the beat-freaking window, along with its attendees’ sense of shame. And while it may seem that the men were wearing the least…
As we rode an eerily empty Metromover towards Government Center last night, the unlikely quiet allowed for some deep reflection. After all, we’d seen and heard a lot of weird shit over the weekend. There were tons of nearly naked raver bros and an actual naked dude, 75 leprechauns, six…
It began Friday afternoon, just as the happy-hour crowd realized that something was different about its typical Metrorail commute. En route to downtown Miami, kandi kids in furry boots, nipple pasties, and CamelBak packs had overtaken the train. Ultra Music Festival was officially underway, but the sideshow had only just…
Gay, straight, bi, or simply rolling face, if you’re a man with abs like Jesus and just enough fabric to cover your genitals, there’s nothing wrong with sporting a little male camel in Miami this weekend. It’s Ultra Music Festival, baby! And the Gym, Tan, Molly fraternal order of male…
We found Molly. And if we’re ever at an electronic dance music festival in Brazil, we’ll know to keep an eye out for balas. Similarly, next time we’re in Ecuador and someone offers us pepas, we’ll know they’re taking about MDMA, at least according to Ultra Music Festival 2013 attendee…
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He’s admittedly “more tech than Mozart or whatever the hell,” and he has “never really felt like a musician.” Yet Joel Zimmerman — the chart-topping, 32-year-old computer geek otherwise known as Deadmau5 — will still coheadline two consecutive weekends of Ultra Music Festival, one of the world’s most massive electronic…
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Record Store Day 2013 Ambassador Jack White said it best: “We need to re-educate ourselves about human interaction and the difference between downloading a track on a computer and talking to other people in person and getting turned onto music that you can hold in your hands and share with…
Nightclubs? Boring. Music festivals? Too landlocked. Yacht parties? Now you’re talking! Every year during the month of March, South Florida’s private yacht rental business booms as electronic dance music fanatics flock to the region for Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week’s EDM cruises. Check out New Times’ full Winter…
We’d brushed it off as witty banter when Tenacious D’s Jack Black (JB) yelled at band mate Kyle Gass (Kage) for “heavy breathing into the phone” during our interview last week. “Sorry, I wasn’t aware that I was,” Gass admitted, sounding rather embarrassed and deflated before Black could answer a…
It was, according to Esquire, one of America’s best bars. And closer to home, it served New Times’ favorite smoked fish for nearly six decades. These days, however, Jimbo’s is little more than a grassy plot of vacant land on Virginia Key. But the bait shop and seaside speakeasy’s legacy…
Red Bull gives you wings. But the Austrian energy-beverage giant also gives you a reason stay up all night. And no, we’re not talking about the 27 grams of sugar in an 8.3-ounce can. We’re talking about the company’s forthcoming 3:30 a.m. sunrise breakfast parties on South Beach during Winter…
Weak economy? Yeah, right! Despite staggering unemployment rates and a sinking middle class, the top 100 American bars, lounges, and nightclubs generated an estimated $1.5 billion in revenue last year, according Nightclub and Bar Media Group’s “Nightclub & Bar Top 100.” And while Las Vegas brought in the most money…
For the world traveler with a discerning taste in electronic dance music, finding a hotel that not only meets traditional quality standards–like Egyptian linens, an assortment of erotic art books, and a 60-inch LED television–but also keeps European house music on loop in the lobby had always been one of…
Since 1984, ArtCenter/South Florida has championed the advancement of knowledge and practice in contemporary visual arts by fostering creative energy and providing South Florida with educational resources from its Lincoln Road headquarters. And for the past 12 of those 29 years, ArtCenter has raised funds to do such work though…
It was a cold November afternoon in 2006. “The Greatest Motion Picture of All Time,” Tenacious D’s The Pick of Destiny, had just been released and moviegoers were pouring into multiplexes across the country. But only a handful of stoners showed up, and actually paid for, The D. The film…
He’s admittedly “more tech than Mozart or whatever the hell,” and he has “never really felt like a musician.” Yet Joel Zimmerman — the chart-topping, 32-year-old computer geek otherwise known as Deadmau5 — will still be co-headlining two consecutive weekends of Ultra Music Festival, one of the world’s most massive…
Don’t call it a comeback. Because the Deftones never left. And avoid using the term “rap metal.” Because this band detests musical subgenres. Instead, celebrate the fact that this crew is still tearing the tits off music venues, like the Fillmore Miami Beach, with the same Adrenaline levels as 25…
With the kickoff of Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week just a little over seven days away, our anxiety has reached an all-time high. Only Election Day voting lines throughout South Florida, it seems, are longer than our WMC Party Guides, and that’s becoming increasingly difficult to handle. Still,…
