Miami’s Public Transit System Ranked Eighth in the Country

“The bus smells like the bologna sandwiches at DCJ,” a friend recently quipped. He was sitting next to a woman who kept shouting about Jesus on a seemingly never-ending bus ride to South Beach. “This is wacky, bro.” Indeed it is. But it’s that very stench of stale deli meat…

Eleven Best Things to Do This Weekend in Miami

Miami can be so annoying, bro. Irregardless of our broken English, poor syntax, and tik-tiki music, the Big Mango can be tremenda mierda sometimes. From shitty drivers to Pitbull’s overuse of the word “dale,” there’s so much shit to be embarrassed about.Pero at the end of the day, Miami’s better…

Billboard Latin Music Awards 2012: The Winners and Losers

Check out Crossfade’s list of highlights and lowlights from the Billboard Latin Music Awards 2012. Three hours. Three long hours of fake tears, fake tits, and fake singing. It’s the nonsense that we sit through so that you don’t have to. Admit it, you didn’t watch last night’s Billboard Latin…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Peace out, April. It was a relatively wack-ass month. Aside from a few days of killer weather, April brought nothing. The Marlins are dead last in the National League East, struggling to bounce back from an embarrassing record and a managerial black eye. On the bright side, however, the Panthers…

Motor City

Can the Chip Ganassi Racing With Felix Sabates team superduo of American Scott Pruett and Mexican Memo Rojas pull off a back-to-back-to-back three-peat at this year’s Grand Prix of Miami? If you’re not a racing fan, that all probably sounded like nonsense. But for the sport’s diehards, it’s the question…

Dick Clark Admits “I’m a Whore”: Five Reason We Agree

The year was 1973. Legendary music journalist Ben Fong-Torres lands a sit-down interview with then 43-year-old Dick Clark at his Malibu home. After snacking on berries dipped in brown sugar and topped with sour cream, the self-described “naive, long-haired inquisitor from San Francisco” on assignment for Rolling Stone magazine asks…

Is Rick Ross the Latest Celebrity Face of Jenny Craig?

It was about as unexpected as a Chinese sinkhole — a hip-hop heavyweight and, well, a former heavyweight. Last night, Rick Ross and Mariah Carey, together in a Miami recording studio with Jermaine Dupri and DJ Khaled. “Rozay and MiMi,” Ross tweeted at around 1 a.m. Attached to the late…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Whether you’re getting high this weekend with Yanni or kicking it German-style with Rammstein, stoners are in for an unforgettable 4/20. However, recreational drug use isn’t limited to Miami’s pot culture. For pookie heads and coke fiends alike, each weekend is a tiki-tiki paradise on South Beach. From big-name producers…