Yes, Ted Nugent may be “repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex.” But Uncle Ted offered to blow a male CBS reporter in return for a favor. “I’m an extremely loving and passionate man, and people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion that…
WTF, Pepsi? We told you yesterday about PepsiCo’s decision to partner up with the estate of Michael Jackson for a “global marketing push.” Like a homeless man recycling aluminum cans for a ten-cent refund, the carbonated conglomerate that nearly killed Jacko in 1984 is milking the King of Pop’s lifeless…
The act of throwing money at nude or semi-nude dancers has been around for eons. Or at the very least, as long as gentleman clubs have existed. But there’s more to the art of ballin’ than just tossing paper currency in the air and watching it fall onto some stripper’s…
Time flies. It’s been nearly three years since Michael Jackson died at the hands of Conrad Murray, the result of too much propofol and respiratory arrest. From concerts to network specials, Jackson’s death triggered a seemingly endless stream of posthumous tributes. None, however, came in carbonated beverage form … Until…
General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. You probably don’t recognize the name. But General Seguín is the reason you’ll tape a felt mustache to your clean-shaven face and inadvertently offend 66 percent of the Hispanic population in the United States on Saturday. Without his leadership, the Mexican army wouldn’t have defeated French…
The 1 percent is often blamed for America’s economic downfall. The vast majority of them find tax loopholes and keep their millions in foreign bank accounts, keeping poor folks poor while maintaining a steady stream of undisclosed income. But it’s the top 1 percent who make racing astronomically high-priced sailing…
Iggy Azalea at LIV Nightclub May 9
Nickelback at BankAtlantic Center May 5
New Edition at BankUnited Center May 5
Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys’ 50th Anniversary Tour at Hard Rock Live May 4
After a week of dropping hints in the form of “mysterious video footage,” behind-the-scenes interviews, and “fan interpretations” of its then-unreleased single, “Youth Without Youth,” Canadian indie quartet Metric officially unveiled the track on ilovemetric.com and iTunes this week. Emily Haines and crew also announced a 21-city fall tour that’ll…
Early this morning, Rihanna watched two women simulate cunnilingus. And according to the Barbadian superstar, her “daddy would be proud.” At 5:02 a.m., Ri-Ri tweeted a picture of herself at a New York City strip club holding a stack of dollar bills while making it rain on a couple of…
UPDATE Wisin y Yandel have been dropped from J.Lo and Enrique’s tour. Her ex-husband’s doing it, now she is too. This summer, Jennifer Lopez is hitting the road with Enrique Iglesias and Wisin y Yandel, embarking on the North American leg of a globe-spanning tour that kicks off in Montreal…
Bobby Brown wants the world to know that he “wasn’t the one [who] got Whitney on drugs.” Recently, Brown sat down with NBC’s Matt Lauer for a candid interview which is set to air on tomorrow’s Today Show. It will be the 43-year-old singer’s first sit-down since ex-wife Whitney Houston…
Read Crossfade’s Q&A with DJ Laz: “I’m Not Leaving Miami for Los Angeles, It’s Like Having Two Women.” El Heat le metieron tremenda paliza a los Knicks last night. But the big news in Miami wasn’t the Heat’s offense. It was DJ Laz’s decision to leave his beloved city for…
Read Crossfade’s Q&A with DJ Laz: “I’m Not Leaving Miami for Los Angeles, It’s Like Having Two Women.” Sandwiched between Detroit and Seattle, Miami ranks a depressing 12th among the largest radio markets in the country, according to Arbitron’s spring 2012 rankings. Meanwhile, Los Angeles is second only to New…
Read Crossfade’s Q&A with DJ Laz: “I’m Not Leaving Miami for Los Angeles, It’s Like Having Two Women” — plus our interview with SBS’s Jesus Salas: “DJ Laz ‘Needed a Bigger Platform to Grow.” Less than a month after DJ Laz “decided to move on and explore other professional opportunities,”…
It only took about 400 days, but Lil Wayne’s $20-million “Lollipop” legal drama has finally been settled. Last year, producer Darius “Deezle” Harrison filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Young Money Entertainment and Cash Money Records for unpaid royalties from sales of Weezy’s 2008 Grammy-winning album, Tha Carter III, and…
A gorilla walks into a bar… Actually, it was a Dave & Buster’s in Arizona. And technically, it wasn’t a real gorilla. But the Phoenix Suns’ back-up mascot did leave the arcade with a bloody nose after Miami Heat fan Timothy Austin decked him the face. According to the Arizona…
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After 29 years of questionable first-round draft picks, the Miami Dolphins picked up Texas A&M Quarterback Ryan Tannehill at yesterday’s NFL Draft. For fans and players alike, the day should’ve been a celebration, a glimmer of hope that the Dolphins’ upcoming season wouldn’t end miserably. For cornerback Vontae Davis, however,…
Miami has a ton of public art eyesores, notably a plethora of shitty Britto works that litter the city and the “Tremenda Mierda Fountain” in center field at Marlins Park. But few are as tacky as Sarasota’s “Unconditional Surrender” statue, a 25-foot aluminum sculpture modeled after Alfred Eisenstaedt’s iconic photograph, V-J…
