Ace Hood Talks Barack Obama, Strip Clubs, and Facebook Stock

See also “Best of the Best 2012: A Five-Part Guide” — plus “Memorial Day 2012: Fifteen Best Rap Parties in Miami and South Beach.” He’s socially conscious, believes Mitt Romney doesn’t stand a chance against Barack Obama in the general election, and would totally buy Facebook stock despite its slow…

Memorial Day 2012: Six Best Electronic Music Parties Around Miami

See also “Memorial Day 2012: Fifteen Best Rap Parties in Miami and South Beach.” Memorial Day weekend is upon us. And “Urban Beach Week” has officially begun. From DJ Khaled’s party at Cameo to Young Jeezy’s bash at King of Diamonds, there’re plenty of opportunities to rub elbows with hip-hop…

Freedom of Laughter

Memorial Day, arguably the most somber federal holiday of the calendar year, honors the men and women who’ve lost their lives fighting for our country. Without their heroic efforts, the United States would not be the great nation it is today, a 3,794,101-square-mile global superpower. This country has plenty of…

Miley Cyrus Flashes Side Boob, Says Sex Is “Cool”

During her Disney days, Miley Cyrus was considered a model Christian. Like the Jonas Brothers, she proudly wore a purity ring and promised to stay a virgin. “I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand,” she…

Are Justin Bieber and Rihanna Really Having Sex? Take Our Poll

See also “Justin Beiber Announces Believe Tour, Wrapping Up in Miami on January 26, 2013.” If rumors are true, the world is nearing its inevitable end. Justin Bieber and Rihanna are “getting very friendly,” according to Media Takeout, and Selena Gomez is fuming mad. In fact, she allegedly “dumped” the…

Young Buck and Five Other Rapper Evictions or Foreclosures

Just two months after he was the target of a drive-by shooting in Nashville, Young Buck has come under fire yet again. But this time, it’s Uncle Sam pulling the trigger and blowing smoke up Buck’s ass. According to TMZ, the Internal Revenue Service is demanding that the former G-Unit…

Ten Best Music-Related Things to Do in Miami This Weekend Under $10

It’s humid as shit and there’s a 40-percent chance of rain this weekend. The threat of scattered thunderstorms leaves us no choice other than stripping down to our underwear and binge-drinking indoors for the next 72 hours. However, massive alcohol poisoning could be avoided if that Mother Nature bitch puts…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

The Miami Heat better show up tonight and do work against that group of underpaid unknowns collectively referred to as the Indiana Pacers. Despite losing by only a single possession, Tuesday’s game was incredibly embarrassing. Home losses suck. But on the bright side, we don’t live in Indianapolis. Imagine what…