Kanye West and Kim Kardashian: Three Reasons They Should Shack Up

About two months ago, Kanye West released a Kim Kardashian love song (and Kris Humphries diss track) titled “Theraflu.” You know, like cold medicine. Since then, the rapper and reality star have neither confirmed nor denied their relationship. But they’ve totally been spotted holding hands and kissing while enjoying shit…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

The seemingly endless traffic nightmare is over. The crowds have gone home. That’s right — Memorial Day weekend 2012 came and went, and now the locals have reclaimed South Beach. The nightclubs are back to business as usual, booking superfamous international DJs and catering to the bottle-popping, fist-pumping tiki-tiki music…

Souped Up

Your gray 2002 Mitsubishi Lancer has 150,000 miles. A broken radio antenna dangles lifelessly from the back windshield; it’s the car’s only definable feature. To say your Lancer is generic would be putting it mildly. Unwashed and rather forgettable, it could be any number of vehicles in the parking lot…

Beyoncé: Just Pregnant or Illuminatic Conception? Take Our Poll

While a nude alumnus of North Miami Beach High was busy chewing a homeless man’s face off, Beyoncé was making headlines of her own some 1,200-miles from the gruesome scene now known as Miami’s zombie apocalypse. Of course, Mrs. Jay-Z wasn’t high on bath salts and going all cannibal. Instead,…

Michael Jackson Couldn’t Spell, Disregarded Proper Punctuation

Though he lived life like a nine-year-old kid (climbing trees, hosting sleepovers, enjoying water-balloon fights, etc.), Michael Jackson was a grown man when he sent Lisa Marie Presley a hand-written note in the early ’90s about his battle with sleep deprivation. But despite its author being an adult male, the…

Calvin Harris Coming to LIV Miami on June 7

From electro-pop to mainstream success as one of dance music’s biggest names, Calvin Harris’s rise to the top has been quite the whirlwind adventure. And though he may not be the richest man in the world, his hard work has paid off handsomely. If not in freshly minted currency, the…