What’s the quickest way to dump several million dollars into a local economy, create nearly 1,000 jobs, and generate upwards of $10 million in federal, state, and local taxes? Simple, gather a bunch of electronic dance music artists and drop them in the middle of Downtown Miami, then add 165,000…
Besides “spaghetti and milk,” Justin Bieber didn’t give much of an explanation as to why he puked on stage last week during the first North American show of his Believe tour. He simply said that he’d try to get better for the following night’s show and inexplicably tweeted an emo-ish…
Real men love Jesus. Or so said the faded bumper sticker on the back of an F-150 that recently cut us off in traffic. We also learned that day that red, white, and blue “don’t run” and the United States can’t afford another four years with a “Liar-in-Chief” making all…
Emetophiles (i.e vomit fetishists) are having the best month ever, and there are still 23 days left in October! Last week, Justin Bieber spewed chunks twice while on stage in Arizona during the kickoff to his Believe tour. And this weekend, Lady Gaga one-upped the Biebz by barfing thrice during…
This past weekend, English alt-rockers Muse had to step up and carry Saturday Night Live after guest host Daniel Craig made it abundantly clear during his monologue that comedy was foreign to him. Watching James Bond deliver punch lines was about as entertaining as a Schindler’s List viewing party at…
Oy vey, what are you supposed to get a 36-year-old, 300-pound MC for his bar mitzvah? Do you go the quarter-pound of OG Kush route? Or the subtly extravagant iPad sleeve made of purebred dachshund fur route? And what’s the difference between a Black Bar Mitzvah and a standard run-of-the-mill…
Had Mannie Fresh heard womp-womp “from the amplifiers” instead of boom after “the truck went uh-uh” in “Still Fly,” Big Tymers’ Hood Rich would’ve been a completely different record 10 years ahead of its time. We’re glad he didn’t. Producing electro beats with enough swag to effortlessly pump through “four…
2 Live Crew at the Stage Miami October 7
Jeff Zagers at Churchill’s Pub October 5
Beats Antique at Culture Room October 10
It’s a sad state of affairs when Rihanna and Chris Brown are sucking face and playing grab ass inside New York City’s Griffin nightclub. TMZ reports that Breezy and RiRi spent the better part of Monday night and early Tuesday morning “all over each other.” The former couple was allegedly…
All is not well on the set of American Idol. More evidence that Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey despise one another was revealed last night after a video of the two Idol judges bickering like two drunk Hialeah chongas at an Ale House was leaked onto the Internet. According to…
Y’all ever miss the days when a Jansport full of Phillies, a quarter-pound of Grand Daddy Purp, and a cassette copy of Cypress Hill’s Black Sunday was all you needed in life? Us too. Now we’re stuck with shit like smartphones and complimentary fast-access Internet inside highway service plazas. Newspapers…
Many men wish death upon 50 Cent, but only one guy had the cojones to call a mainstream celebrity gossip website and ridicule the “twerp.” Rick Ross protégé and Maybach Music foot soldier Gunplay (AKA The Human L.A. Riot) called into TMZ Live to discuss his ongoing beef with G-Unit,…
Gargle a celebratory gallon of blood and wipe your ass with a snapshot of God, “another of history’s biggest assholes,” because Gwar has a new Scumbag. Less than a year after the sudden death of guitarist Cory “Flattus Maximus” Smoot, the satirical heavy metal freaks’ quest to find a replacement…
It happened again. Just one year after puking on stage in the Philippines, Justin Bieber dedicated part of his show in Arizona to vomiting in front of a large crowd of screaming 12 year olds. According to ABC News, Biebz was in Glendale on Saturday night for the kickoff of…
Creatively, Wyclef Jean and Lauryn Hill gave birth to a stellar, albeit short, catalogue of mid-’90s hip-hop with the Fugees. Biologically, however, Hill’s baby is 50 percent Marley. And Wyclef had nothing to do with it. “Anyone who has seen the footage [of the 1997 Fugees concert in Haiti] might…
Miami Rocks Our Troops at BankUnited Center September 29
Miami Rocks Our Troops, Jon Secada, Billy Ray Cyrus, Billy Gibbons, Nick Carter, BankUnited Center September 29
Adam Ant at Seminole Coconut Creek Casino September 28
Kendrick Lamar at the Fillmore Miami Beach September 27
Just one week after picking up $4 million worth of campaign contributions at a Jay-Z-and-Beyonce-hosted fundraiser, President Obama received a ringing endorsement from Madonna during her concert in Washington, D.C. “Y’all better vote for fucking Obama, OK?” Madge told the audience. “For better or for worse, alright, we have a…
If Planet Earth had testicles, they’d belong to Kendrick Lamar. Because, proverbially, homie’s got the world by the balls. With five critically acclaimed mixtapes and an independent release already under his belt, it’s easy to forget that the Compton MC’s first major-label LP hasn’t even dropped yet. The much-blogged about…
