Cuba’s Just About the Only Place Left On Earth Where Coke Doesn’t Sell Soda

Among the many cruel side effects of the five-decade old American embargo against Cuba — economic stagnation, consolidated power for Castro, decaying infrastructure — there’s another oft-ignored tragedy: Cubans are among the only people on earth to whom Coca-Cola isn’t officially selling their sugary caffeine-delivery system.That list just got even…

Allen Stanford Gets 110 Years In Prison For Massive Ponzi Scheme

Allen Stanford — the massive Ponzi-schemer and full-time nutter who put his billions in illicit profits into a Coral Gables castle and cricket tournaments in the Caribbean — was sentenced to more than a century of jail time for his crimes today. A federal judge in Texas sentenced the financier,…

Florida Man In “A-Team” Van Rams Police, Gets Tased

Luis Davilo was just livin’ the dream — drinking some beers, cruising his A-Team van around suburban Orlando, pityin’ fools — when the Man unwisely intervened. An Orlando cop pulled Davilo over for not having his lights on. That’s when Davilo sprang into Mr. T-worthy action, repeatedly ramming the cop…

Chad Ochocinco Signs With the Dolphins, Tweets in Spanish

In a serious bid to bolster their Hard Knocks reality show ratings — and an outside chance to firm up the wide receiver position a little — the Miami Dolphins reportedly signed hometown class clown Chad Ochocinco last night. Ochocinco celebrated the best way he knew how: updating his Twitter…

Florida Is Officially America’s Most Corrupt State

Which is the single most corrupt state in our glorious union? Is it Illinois with its Rod Blagojevich bribery bonanza? Louisiana with its freezer-stuffing yet always reelected congressmen? California with its small-town, $700,000-salaried officials?None of the above, according to a new study out this morning. Florida tops them all –…

Department of Justice to Florida: Stop Purging Voters

When Gov. Rick Scott’s administration began a statewide purge of “non-citizen” voters, it didn’t seem like a coincidence that the Miami Herald found the GOP-led effort disproportionately targeted Democrats, Hispanics and independents — many of whom were in fact eligible to vote. It was also no great shock that Scott’s…

Memorial Day Police Shooting Victims Are Suing Miami Beach

Remember last Memorial Day weekend on South Beach? Yes, that was the one when Miami Beach cops unloaded more than a hundred rounds into the car of Raymond Herisse, a Palm Beach resident police say tried to run them over on Collins Avenue. Not all those bullets hit Herisse, though. At…