Jeb Bush’s Nigerian Bribery Scandal Is Back in Court

Just in time for the latest round of Jeb for Prez speculation, the juiciest scandal tied to Florida’s former governor is headed back to court. The courts are revisiting a two-decades old charge that a company Bush cofounded spent millions bribing Nigerian officials with federally loaned money to secure a…

Birdman Is Back: Chris Andersen Re-Signs With the Miami Heat

When the Heat signed Chris “Birdman” Andersen in January, Riptide chuckled and called the move a “long shot to fix the Miami Heat’s rebounding woes but… a lead-pipe lock to fix the lack of hilarious people on the Heat.” We Dewey-defeats-Truman’d that one. Birdman re-energized the entire squad, ripped down…

Florida Might Have Accidentally Outlawed the Internet, Cell Phones

In March, an illegal gambling ring run out of internet cafés ensnared 57 people on racketeering charges and led to the downfall of Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll. Florida’s legislators quickly jumped into the mess, rushing to pass a bill to outlaw online gambling cafés. Only problem? In their haste to…

Washington Nationals Steal the Miami Zombie as a Rally Cheer

The signs were everywhere during Washington Nationals home games last month. One read “ZOMBIE MODE” with red-ink blood dripping from the letters. Another showed a baseball with a chunk bitten out of it and “Eat Face Win!” In fact, drop the hashtag #EatFace into Twitter this second and you’ll find…

Florida Courthouse Gets Nation’s First Monument to Atheism

Back in 2011, Bradford County up in north central Florida decided to allow a Ten Commandments monument outside its courthouse. A national atheist group thought the arrangement violated the separation of church and state and filed suit. Rather than spend thousands in court, the county offered the atheists a compromise:…

With 150 New Florida Laws on the Books Today, Here Are the Four Dumbest

The Florida legislature arrived in Tallahassee with a historic batch of problems to solve: soaring unemployment, an unstable real estate market, crumbling infrastructure and failing schools. The 2013 session could have been a legendary breath of fresh political initiative. Instead, the Leg punted on medical marijuana, didn’t bother to consider…

Ray Allen Extends His Contract With the Heat

The three-pointer that sent Game 6 of the NBA Finals to overtime might be well be the shot of Ray Allen’s career, but that doesn’t mean it will be the last big-game trey he knocks down for the Heat. Allen just exercised a $3.2 million option to stay with the…

Defense of Marriage Act Is Unconstitutional, Supreme Court Rules

In a major move toward gay marriage equality, the Supreme Court has ruled that the federal Defense of Marriage Act — which denied federal benefits such as social security survivor payments to gay couples — is unconstitutional. What does that mean for Florida’s gay couples? State law still forbids gay…