Marco Rubio Is a Hawk, and He’s Ready for a Space War

The signs have been there all along: The obsession with Nicky Minaj. The naive belief that he will someday rule the free world. His love of ornamental swords. Marco Rubio is a teenage dude stuck in a U.S. senator’s body. And judging by his speech last night, he’s been binging…

Venetian Causeway Set to Close for Nine Months June 1, Stranding Cyclists

Miami gets a lot of well-deserved flak for its molasses-slow move toward becoming a bike-friendly metropolis, but there’s one bustling stretch of road that’s already full of commuters on two wheels. The scenic Venetian Causeway sees thousands of daily cyclists gliding over the main low-speed link between the mainland and…

New Times Writers Honored in Sigma Delta Chi, Livingston Awards

Two prestigious national journalism awards have honored work by New Times and its staff writers in recent weeks. An investigation into the misuse of Tasers by Miami-area police forces by Miami New Times’ former senior staff writer Michael E. Miller has won a Sigma Delta Chai award, a national prize…

Miami’s Carlos Lopez-Cantera Set to Run for Rubio’s Senate Seat

Just over a year ago, Carlos Lopez-Cantera was Miami-Dade’s property appraiser — not exactly a low-profile gig in a town built on real estate, but also hardly a launching pad for big-time political careers. However, Lopez-Cantera looks ready to make a Marco Rubio-esque leap from small-time South Florida politics onto…

Miami Beach Cop Suspended for Punching Good Samaritan in Head

Andrew Mossberg was walking back to his condo in South Beach when he saw a disturbing scene: A muscular man was grappling with a thin woman, punching her and grabbing items from her purse. Naturally, Mossberg assumed it was a mugging in progress and called 911. That’s when the man…

Miami Sen. Dwight Bullard Targeted by GOP Rep’s Racist Tweet

You probably thought that the Florida House was done embarrassing itself for the year. After all, House Republicans grabbed their ball and went home on Tuesday, canceling the rest of the session rather than dealing with an impasse with the Senate over Medicare. But it’s never wise to underestimate Florida…

DJ Laz Won’t Face Criminal Charges Over Deadly Nixon Sandbar Boat Accident

Moments after a muscular 23-year-old named Ernesto Hernandez was sucked into his boat’s propellers and killed off Key Biscayne, DJ Laz was interviewed by a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer. Although the death occurred during a vodka-sponsored event at a notoriously drunken sandbar, the officer says Mendez showed…

Developer Wants To Build Massive LED Advertising Tower in Overtown

For months, Miami Beach developer Michael Simkins has been buying up properties around Overtown, tearing down apartment buildings and — in some cases — sparking resident’s fury to the point that his construction equipment was set on fire earlier this year. But Simkins’ exact plans for those sites hasn’t been…

Cyclist Hit by Car, Thrown to Death Off Julia Tuttle Causeway

Miami’s dire record of fatal incidents involving cyclists added another deadly incident last night. A man on a bicycle crossing the Julia Tuttle Causeway was hit by a car, flew off his bike and plunged to his death in Biscayne Bay around 11 p.m. last night. The driver — who…

Axwell and Ingrosso Ask Marco Rubio to Stop Playing Their Song

The staccato synths and back beat thundered through the Freedom Tower just after Marco Rubio wrapped up his big speech on Monday announcing that he’s joining the race for the White House. Staffers and supporters cheered and danced as the familiar lyrics blasted out: “We belong to something, we belong…

Jeb Bush Thinks Stand Your Ground Law Has Been Fantastic for Florida

George Zimmerman. Michael Dunn. Marissa Alexander. Curtis Reeves. To most Floridians, those names bring one thing to mind: our state’s troubled “Stand Your Ground” law, which has brought more legal headaches, bad press and miscarriages of justice to the Sunshine State than even Gov. Rick Scott could dream up. To…