Here we are, kids: we made it to the end. It took 17 episodes, but the finale, part two of Basketball Wives finally arrived last night. We just wish we could say it was worth the wait.This season’s reunion was, well, perfectly fine. We didn’t hate it. But we sure…

This week, the New York Post released a list of the top 10 most hated people in America. Everyone from Bernie Madoff to Casey Anthony were on that list. At number seven, you will find Kim Kardashian. Say what you will about her, but the girl has taken a reality…

After what feels like six years of watching Basketball Wives season four, it has finally come to an end. And what better way to say goodbye to another dramatic season than with a reunion? Nothing too fancy, of course. Just a small get-together in front of a live studio audience…

Let us begin by saying we are whip-smart, college-educated smartypantses. But damn, do we love ourselves some reality television. Keeping Up With the Kardashians? You betcha. The Amazing Race? We have never missed a season. And if the program happens to take place in Miami, you can bet your 305…

It’s episode 15, which means we’ve been watching this show for over three months now. God help us.We know most reality tv is staged. And we know that producers often edit footage to make things look more dramatic than they actually are. But after last night’s episode, we’re pretty convinced…

Magic City’s first season on the small screen hasn’t been an easy one. Critics have raved about the sets, and the Miami Herald even called it “irresistible television.” But with the good, comes the bad. The New York Times had this to say: “The acting for the most part, is…

You know you’re on Basketball Wives when your getaway in paradise somehow becomes the most dreadful time of your life.Can we give a quick shout out to the poor families on vacation who were also staying at the Wives’ resort that week? Poor things.If you missed last week’s episode, count…

If Nicki Minaj takes the time out of her day to tweet about you to her 11 million-plus Twitter followers, we think its it safe to say that, in the words of Evelyn Lozada, you are “a mother f***ing factor.”That makes Basketball Wives’ Kesha Nichols the X Factor. Before Monday…

It takes a lot to shock us. As you know, living in Miami, well, you see some things. Then you go home and watch reality television for your job, and you see some more things. Let’s just say our skin is pretty damn thick.But while watching Basketball Wives Monday evening,…

Last week we asked you, our dedicated Cultist readers, does Royce Reed has daddy issues? Well, after last night’s episode, we think it is safe to say that yes, yes she does. We ended Basketball Wives episode 11 with Miss RR having a severe panic when her father doesn’t approve…

If you’re a woman who loves women, there’s a good chance you’ve spent the last five days partying your lesbian ass off at the Aqua Girl festivities happening all over Miami Beach. In the same sense, if you enjoy the lady kind, we might also be inclined to think that…

Here we are at episode 11 (do they ever end?), and somehow the center of the wives’ daily controversy is still the fight between Evelyn, Nia, and Jennifer. Look, we get it. It was a biggie. Mean things were said. Vases were compromised. But here’s what we know for sure:…

Here we are back at Gulfstream Park. When you think of an average day at the track, you might think of gambling, cocktails, dwarfs on horses, etc. Well, not when the Basketball Wives are involved. When they arrive, things start to fly. Literally. We are seriously considering starting a charity…

Week after week, I recap and report on shows like Dance Moms: Miami and Basketball Wives. But after last weekend, well, it might be a little hard for me to judge them so harshly. After appearing on NBC’s Escape Routes, now I know all the struggles of fame…..Or not. Saying…

If you’re an only child, I’m gonna clue you in on something: You don’t know what real fighting is until you have a brother or sister to battle. Sure, we all love our siblings. But something about that similar DNA will inevitably annoy you to the point of violence. Now,…

Oh, what an evening of Basketball Wives. Boys, booze, and bitch-fights. What else could you ask for? Last night, we met Royce Reed’s boyfriend, Dezmon Briscoe, who plays football for Tampa Bay. Well, hello Dezmon. Aren’t you one tasty piece of chocolate? Um, anyway. Royce hasn’t been that exciting this season,…

Not to overreact or anything, but if you missed last week’s episode of Basketball Wives, you should be deeply ashamed of yourself. Evelyn Lozada chucked a bottle of wine at Kenya Bell because she called her “loose,” and it all went down at a very nice restaurant. What, pray tell,…

If you haven’t checked out Magic City by now, you only have yourself to blame. The world premiere of the Starz series premiere took place here in Miami in March. And the first three episodes have been streaming online for almost a week now. Still, for old-fashioned, out-of-town Luddites who’ve…

When Lifetime’s new show, Dance Moms: Miami, was announced a few months ago, it polarized the nation. (Well, the trashy reality TV-watching parts of it, anyway.) Some cried out against yet another onslaught of programming about overbearing parents and their poor, overworked children who’ll be fueling the mental therapy industry…

If you’re devoted Basketball Wives fans like we are, you probably caught last night’s episode and thought, “Finally!” Yep, this show is finally right where we like it: dramatic and bougier than ever.Thanks to baby Jesus himself, we caught back up with the ladies poolside at the Perry Hotel (AKA…