Anyone can be a girl that happens to do bad things. But getting a DUI or having a one night stand (or twelve) will definitely put you on the road to bona fide badass-ness. Does that qualify you for Cultist’s favorite reality show, Bad Girls Club? Even more to the point,…
When you hear the occupation “DJ” come out of anyone’s mouth, it’s very hard to take that person seriously. It seems everyone in this town with a MacBook and speakers is trying so very badly to make it in the music game. Well, they should take a look at Miami’s…
If there’s one thing we know about South Florida, it’s that it has a large population of singles. Why? There are a ton of beautiful people in the 305; there’s always a good time to be had as well as lots of beds to wake up in. And guys, if…
We have some of the best news ever. No, Sarah Palin isn’t taking a vow of silence. No, the Miami Heat haven’t announced that they are getting their shit together. Bad Girls Club is looking for new gals to join the gnarly gang … and they are looking in Miami.Even…
Miami is a hot city in general. And even though our temperature gages reach searing highs almost year round, were not talking about the weather. While Los Angeles and New York might beat us in total number of celebrities per mile, we definitely have some of the best looking ones…
Another Bad Girls Club Miami reunion has come and gone. Wow, what a ride. What a drunken, slutty, violent ride, right? Last night’s Part 2, much like the first, was truly epic. Our favorite little convict made a serious appearance again, and Morgan came back … for a little bit…
Still reeling from the celebrity parade at last week’s Miami Book Fair? Having Bush, Meghan McCain, John Waters, Patti Smith, etc. in town really got us jones’n for more literature about how the famous half lives. And there’s no need to wait until Miami Dade College organizes another fair 12…
Thanksgiving is one of the most glorious days of the year. There are so many terrific things to be thankful for: family, friends, and sickening amounts of food. In fact, studies show that people eat up to 4,500 calories in less that 24 hours on Turkey Day. So what’s the…
We knew last night’s Bad Girls Club Miami reunion wasn’t going to be a typical reality reunion. We interviewed these ladies throughout the season and knew the bitches were extremely pissed off — especially at one another. So it was no surprise that within the first five minutes fists were…
Wow, we made it. Thirteen episodes of complete Bad Girl madness, and we lived to talk about. After a great season of watching hot-ass messes with all their alcoholism and daddy issues, our favorite episode of any reality show is finally here: The Reunion.This is where the ladies really fight…
Lea had quite a bit of confidence in last night’s episode of Bad Girls Club. And let’s be honest: It’s legit. She wanted those four ladies to go home, told the ladies how much she wanted them out, and they did in fact leave … coincidence? We think not. But…
We’re not sure when crazy came to town (town meaning your magazine covers, headline of every gossip web site, even your Facebook status), but they’re here. Usually, crazy comes in the power of one (a la Britney shaving her head), but this time the crazies have lots of company. There…
Maybe the name Godfrey doesn’t immediately ring a bell (and no, it’s not Gilbert Godfrey). Ever seen Soul Plane? Phat Girlz? Zoolander? Cheslea Lately? We’re going to guess to answer “yes” to at least three out of the four. Well, the sexy comedian himself that has been featured in all…
Obviously, we’re hooked on the Bad Girls Club Miami. We’ve been interviewing them left and right, and writing our weekly show recaps, which bring us pure joy. And when a show is about misbehaving women, you’re going to eventually get news such as this: Season five’s Catya “Cat” Washington just…
All season long, we’ve watched the ladies of the Bad Girls Club Miami drop like flies. First, it was Morgan who bit the dust. And slowly but surely, four other original castmates have followed a similar fate. The house received three other ladies to fill their places, and only two…
Last night’s episode of the Bad Girls Club was a wild ride. In our interview with Kristen, she hinted that her and Lea had parted ways, and we now see why. But we didn’t see it coming to a close like this. The gals take a weekend trip to the…
There’s are very few places in this fine country where you can make a career out of getting people into a club. Well, one person that knows all about taking the nightlife track is Miss Elaine Lancaster (real name James Davis). Even if you’ve never heard of her, there’s a…
Remember when being considered a “housewife” was a bad thing? Well, it’s 2010 and housewives are considered to be pretty fierce…even if you’re an ex-housewife. Danielle Staub, who was part of season one and two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, was rumored to be fired by Bravo. But…
When last night’s episode of Bad Girls Club Miami starts out with “Brandi on the Rocks,” you know this shit is going to be good. Right off the bat, Brandi keeps repeating, “I never misplace money,” after loosing her wallet (which Kristen hid in Erica’s bed, by the way.) Yeah…
Flickr CC GaelxChristine O’Donnell.Halloween is just around the corner and we’re guessing you are already scrambling to figure out how to look rad on a recession-obliterated budget. We suggest you avoid the costume stores. They will hit your checking account hard and you just know someone else is going to…
Sometimes we need to realize that living in South Florida is a privilege. We get great weather, beautiful people, and rent that isn’t great, but hey, it’s worse in New York. But one thing that we are soon starting to understand is that gorgeous beaches and 365-day summers brings mean…
We’ve really been enjoying ourselves these last few weeks, watching the ladies of Bad Girls Club Miami frolic around our great city. They got into fights, blacked out, and were just trainwrecks in general. But sadly, we only get to watch these broads for an hour once a week, and…
