Chris Riley, AKA the Miami Heat President’s wife, said being a basketball wife is harder than being an actual player. Well, if that’s true, we wonder what its like to be a basketball girlfriend. Maybe it’s like the saying, “all guts, no glory.” You get the money and fame but…
There’s not a Sunday night that goes by that as we watch VH1’s show Basketball Wives we don’t wonder: Why is it called that? None, literally not one of the women on the show is actually a basketball wife. So we wondered, what is it like to be the mate…
Things like the virtual bookshelf for the iPad and the million of other eBooks out there exist for a reason–people still love to read. Sure, there are greats like Ernest Hemingway, Truman Capote, and Emily Dickinson, but who needs them? It’s 2011 and people like Chelsea Handler, Ricky Martin, and…
To say last night’s episode of Basketball Wives was a cluster f*** of crazyness is an understatement. So very much went on. Where do we being? First, we want to start with the fact that VH1 is trying to push crappy Orlando off as Miami. And to be honest–we’re a…
If there is one thing we have learned about these this season of basketball wives, it’s that there is no shame in their game. Only days before, they were physically assaulting one another (or trying to at least). And on last night’s episode, they just have a nice little day…
Last night was a big night for television lovers. First, Miss America was on. But who really cares about beauty pageants if it’s not Toddlers & Tiaras? Then, our personal favorite Big Love was back on. (We love ourselves some polygamy, what can we say?) Then, there was the Golden…
The new year means a lot of things for a lot of people: maybe loose some weight, be a better friend, have more sex, stop smoking so much weed, etc. And for all you singles out there, we’re going to guess finding l-o-v-e is also on that list–maybe even above…
Everyone catch last night’s episode of Basketball Wives? Looks like Suzie Ketcham is alone in this Basketball Wives game. Gloria Govan is leaving her ass for L.A., and Tami Roman said she pretty much would rather hang with Shaunie O’Neal, Evelyn Lozada, and Jennifer Williams over Suzie any day of…
In honor of our MasterMind genius awards, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.42. Elaine LancasterThe term drag queen might make you think of Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like A Lady” or…
On last night’s episode three of Basketball Wives, a lunch finally comes to blows. Suzie and Gloria’s nice day of lunching to discuss the ladies turns into a full-blown ambush by the Wives. The highlight of the entire episode had to be when Suzie explains to Gloria that the ladies…
If you’re a pop culture junkie, you might recognize DJ Tracy Young from The Real Housewives of Atlanta, where she recently appeared alongside ex-girlfriend Kim Zolciak. But if that’s the only reason you know her, you’re crazy. Since 1991, Ms. Young has racked up a total of 40 Billboard number…
What a year 2010 has been. Who knew in one year we would see so many make-ups, break-ups, and even a meat dress or two? And what about all the amazing gems that have entered our lives? Snooki, all the bitches on Bad Girls Club, and the guy from “Double…
So, Vh1 didn’t give us what we wanted this holiday season. How could they not air a new episode of Basketball Wives during Christmas weekend? They know very well we just spent the last few days with our insane families. It’s just plain mean. We need our fix, Okay? So…
When we wrote our Who’s Who of Season 2 of Basketball Wives, there were only six wives (well, quasi wives) on the show. But last week, the puppet masters behind our new favorite reality show introduced three more ladies. And as there was no new episode of Basketball Wives last…
What the heck makes someone famous these days? People with real talent are singing at your local bars while people like Kim Zolciak and Danielle Staub are on their second single. And the queen of being famous for no reason is, without a doubt, Kim Kardashian. Yet, we can’t be…
We as a nation adore everything New Jersey. We love the people, their establishments, and and anything regarding the Garden State. And don’t try to deny it: We all helped Mike “The Situation” make $5 million dollars this year. And one thing we can’t get enough of: New Jersey’s housewives…
On last night’s Basketball Wives, things started off big. Then there was Gloria, who by the way, most of the ladies hate with a passion. At least she is actually on the way to being a wife with her engagement to barely famous Kevin Barnes. Or was she engaged to…
Oh, reality TV. How you take up so very much of our time. Over here at Cultist, we love ourselves some unscripted (well, semi-unscripted) drama. Especially when the program involves angry women. First, we had Bad Girls Club and now we have Basketball Wives. And these ladies are a truly…
Fans of all shapes, sizes, and ages watch the Bad Girls Club Miami and why wouldn’t they? Who doesn’t love to watch female lushes beat the crap out of others and each other? It’s entertainment at its finest. And people not only like watching the show, they like reading about…
We love ourselves some comedy here at Cultist. From the one-name wonder Godfrey to Margaret Cho, we love anyone who can make us laugh. But we’ve picked up on a growing trend in the funny business — comics are getting downright feisty. Everyone from Kathy Griffin to Katt Williams is…
We are worried about Miami. We’re not going to be like Khloe Kardashian and compare anything to the “R” word, but the Magic City has been through some trauma. First, we were violated by the Jersey Shore, then Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, and then Bad Girls Club. And let’s…
We all make fun of the kids from the Jersey Shore like it’s our job, especially here at Cultist (because it actually is our job). But apparently, the joke is on us. Did you know that Mike “The Situation” and Pauly D are two of the top ten biggest earning…
