Real Housewives of Miami, Episode 2: Alexia Hates Hialeah

We might be getting a little ahead of ourselves, but it looks like this season of Real Housewives of Miami is actually getting good. Yes, the first episode was boring, but the second really stepped it up. Are we the only ones who feel this way?As an avid Housewives watching…

Real Housewives of Miami Airs Tonight!

Gird your loins: Real Housewives of Miami starts tonight! And while we’re really excited to see it, well, the rest of the country isn’t. People Magazine gave it one star and nicknamed it “Miami Without Spice.” Wow, harsh. Lea Black told us to expect “above the belt drama,” which translates…

Real Housewives of Miami: Meet the Ladies

For months, we heard gossip about a reality show filming here in Miami. And when Bravo finally announced Real Housewives of Miami, of course, our reality-loving hearts were psyched. But then we wondered who the hell would represent our fine city. We heard everyone’s name from Gloria Estefan to “Queen…

Basketball Wives, Episode 8: B-Ball Broads Abroad

Oh Basketball Wives, how we have missed you. The show came back last night after its hiatus bigger and better than ever. Royce Reed continues to confuse us. In the first five minutes of her trip, she explains that her throat feels like “golf balls with razor blades.” First, great…

An Idiot’s Guide to Valentine’s Day: The Bro Edition

Think Valentine’s Day is a Hallmark holiday? Well, you’re right. It’s all about cards, candy, and other bullshit all to show the one you care that you love them. But if you’re in a couple, you’re semi-forced to celebrate it. And why shouldn’t you? It shows your boo your devotedness…

Bravo Announces Real Housewives Of Miami Premiere Date

For years, we have been hearing rumors that Miami would finally get a Housewives franchise of our very own. Everyone from singer Gloria Estefan to PR Guru/Queen of the night Tara Solomon was rumored to be in the cast. Then, a couple of months back, Bravo officially confirmed that there…

Five Best Places to Spot Celebrities in Miami

We all know celebrities love Miami. You’re guaranteed to see a least a handful of them mingling at the beach. They come in droves during any holiday weekend and hop on the snowbird bandwagon the minute the fluffy white stuff hits the ground in New York City.  And while we…