MasterMind 2015 Finalist: Bistoury Theatre

Bistoury Theatre’s latest production, Tribe, explores homelessness. It’s an intimately familiar topic for the troupe’s cofounder Alexey Taran, who lived life on the streets firsthand. Born in Santa Clara, Cuba, in 1970, Taran grew up in Havana and graduated from the Cuban National Ballet School before spending two years as…

Carnaval on the Mile,

Other cities may think they know Latin jazz, but Miamians know that’s just some sad denial. The Kiwanis Club of Little Havana celebrates this special musical genre with Carnaval on the Mile, a Latin jazz fest packed with dozens of musicians, performances, and visual art. The mile walk will feature…

Artopia 2015 Promo Code Gives Readers $10 Off

It was only a couple months ago that Art Basel mania descended over Miami. That week in December feels more like a month, a frenzied time full of expensive and exclusive events basically unrelated to its lovely host city. Lucky for our readers, Artopia, New Times’ annual soiree honoring talented…

MasterMind 2015 Finalist: Hattie Mae Williams

For Hattie Mae Williams, Miami is the ultimate performance space. Williams, a longtime dancer and choreographer, created her own style and company, the Tattooed Ballerinas, to bring movement and attention to both everyday and unique spots. Their guerrilla-style dancing began in New York subway stations and supermarkets before moving south…

Seven Things Miamians Should Stop Doing

Miami is the hottest thing to emerge from a swamp since Jennifer Lopez in Anaconda. The city’s friendly neighbor Doral just hosted 88 of the world’s hottest women for the Miss Universe Pageant. Beacons of hotness Debbie Harry and Eva Mendes are natives. In short, Miami is hot. But a…

Conan O’Brien Films Episode of Conan in Cuba

First comes Netflix; then comes Late Night. In the latest example of the loosening travel restrictions with Cuba, longtime comedian and TV host Conan O’Brien is filming an episode of his TBS show in Havana. Deadline reports O’Brien’s show flew to Havana last Thursday, taking advantage of the time off…

The Lincoln Assassination and the End of the Civil War

Whether you’re a Civil War buff or get all your learnin’ from Drunk History, HistoryMiami keeps churning out lively events that tempt locals to dive into the past. For the 150th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln’s death, HistoryMiami and the Abraham Lincoln Bicentennial Foundation are holding an all-star symposium, “The Lincoln…

The University of Miami’s Delta Gamma Recruitment Video Is Gross

The Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Miami released its 2015 recruitment video Thursday. What do bright-faced gals need to join the ranks? Aviator sunglasses, an endless supply of cut-off shorts, and pearly-white teeth — at least according to the video. For more than three minutes, the group of…

Get Hitched

Despite his decidedly dark portrayal in HBO’s The Girl, Alfred Hitchcock will forever be known as a cinematic treasure. From Psycho to The Birds, Hitchcock’s oeuvre makes the master of suspense a hard figure to dismiss, even if he was nearly as creepy in real life as his film villains…

Lyrical Love is All You Need

Few cities are as starved for meaningful music as Miami. With the bass-and-beat-driven culture of EDM pervading our lives, timeless pop melodies are a beautiful treat. While we wait for a local hero to re-create those refreshing tunes, we can always relive the classics through the Beatles, whose songs will…

Get Off Your Tuches and Learn Something

Jewish people have faced persecution around the world for centuries, and Florida was no exception. They weren’t allowed to live as Jews in Florida until 1763 — the state was owned by Spain from 1513, so it was “for Catholics only” for 250 years. The first Jews settled in Pensacola…

Tale As Old As Time

Damsels in distress are Disney’s bread and butter. But Belle was one refreshing example of a girl going against the grain, ducking her poor provincial town for a mysterious castle in the great, wide somewhere. Sure, she was held captive by Beast, but it was an adventure at least. Belle’s…

Riff In the New Year

Miami’s club scene isn’t always the ideal place to ring in the New Year. Some folks like to rock a beanie, not a sparkly tiara, on the party holiday. For Phish fans, this NYE will be the best day since the alt-rock jam band went off hiatus in 2009. This…

Dance, Fat Boy, Dance

Renaissance man Teo Castellanos is bringing back his much-loved production, Fat Boy. Miami first got a glimpse in 2011 when the performer/dancer/writer/director showed the piece at the Light Box. With his troupe D-Projects and accompaniment of original music by local favorite DJ Le Spam, Castellanos combines dance and cultural traditions…

Hanukkah Chutzpah

If only all religions had Judaism’s sense of humor. Despite centuries of persecution, laughter somehow evolved as a cornerstone of Jewish culture. After all, if you couldn’t trade barbs with your extended family, how would you possibly get through the endless pre-Passover-dinner wait? Hanukkah shouldn’t be any different. For those…

Have Some Borscht

Miami gets a lot of flack in the movies. This city is in a constant cinematic state of derision and stereotyping. But thanks to the Borscht Film Festival, locals and film lovers worldwide get a chance to see more of the Big Orange than neon lights and suntans. Boasting fun,…