Good news, sun-sapped friends: Miami Spa Month has arrived! Starting this Wednesday and going through August 31, cash-strapped Miamians can get deals at spas on massages, manicures, and all those self-love services. If you plan on pampering your paychecks away, you’re going to need all the help you can get…

Each year our Best Of issue drops a bomb of possibilities and rage on the 305. Maybe you’re excitedly trying out our picks, or perhaps mourning those who missed the 2015 cut, spending money at your beloved underrated bar. To soften this long and possibly pricey local exploration, we present…

Fun fact: International Picnic Day and Ramadan both fall on Thursday, June 18. That is some cruel coincidental shit. Perhaps those diving into the holy month of discipline could celebrate a day early and feast on the beach? The rest of the faithless populous will undoubtedly Yogi Bear their way…

This week brings great news for all the foodies and hungry hungover messes of Miami. Today kicks off Coral Gables Restaurant Week, that magical time of year when three-course, prix-fixe menus at discounted prices take over your favorite neighborhood eateries for three whole weeks. As we know you’ll be kissing those paychecks goodbye…

Chances are your day has gotten off to a rocky, bullshit-ridden start. Today marks the official closing of the Venetian Causeway for repairs, with nine long months of construction and detours ahead. Still, we must persevere. There’s lots to look forward to in June, including a month full of unique…

Before you succumb to your too-broke-to-afford Urban Beach Week parties depression, remember: Today is Memorial Day! Today is Customer Appreciation Day at Wendy’s! (free Frostys for all!) So despite the overzealous road blocks and city-enforced bullshit, it’s worth getting out of the house this week. Plenty of spots around town…

Happy International Museum Day! It’s the perfect opportunity to take your minds off those racist Miami Beach cops and condescending New York Times articles brushing off the 305 for a while. While the Bass may be closed today, there’s plenty of art-filled options to brighten your day — plus some…

Mother’s Day is a costly tradition: Buying her love and staving off that bad seed guilt takes a lot of capital. Whether you successfully brought Mom a smile or not, you’ll never see that flower money again. Now that the holiday is over, you can get back to the fun…

The month of May brings to mind bursts of spring, the birth of new life and possibilities in our minds. Though we try to savor the short season, it slips away quickly to make way for the languidness of summer. While those days bring travel and exploration to some, most…

Happy Monday, Miami! Now that your weekend’s over and you’ve had your fill of It’s Gonna Be May memes, it’s time to dive head first into the rainy month ahead. Grab your umbrellas and brave it, ’cause this week is full of can’t-miss free fun. Monday Tom Hayden at Books…

Another week, another crop of weirdos making Florida look bad. All drunk, bikini-clad grandmas and snakebite boys aside, we’ve had a pretty rich run this month with city-wide poetry fest O, Miami, not to mention this week’s Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival. For those who can’t shell out dough…

‘Fess up, stoners. You spent all your paycheck prepping for 4/20, and we get it. Keeping your kush and pantry stocked ain’t cheap. Thankfully, we’ve compiled a week of free fun for you to enjoy once the smoke clears.  Monday Musicians’ Forum at New World Center: Hear the Symphony Fellows…

Miami’s own commercial art king Romero Britto is going head-to-head with Apple. According to a lawsuit filed April 6 by Britto Central Inc., the Apple’s latest ad campaign, “Start Something New,” closely resembles Britto’s style. Britto’s lawsuit, which claims copyright infringement and unfair competition, seeks unspecified damages from both Apple…

Living in Florida means having to defend your home in the face of overwhelming bullshit. Jeb Bush’s latest asinine statements, women driving around bottomless, and representatives giving the OK to block gay adoption are just a few recent doozies to besmirch us all. We can’t let these fools kill our…

Happy Monday, Miami! We can guess how many of you are feeling on this bright post-Easter day: You’re sluggish from ham consumption and ten too many chocolate bunnies. You feel guilt about said gluttony, guilt only made worse by that once-a-year church visit and the latest TV retelling of Christ’s…

For those who dived headfirst into the Ultra madness over the weekend, we hope you’re still topside. And for those who got the hell out of dodge rather than face the surplus of bodies and traffic jams, welcome back.  Whether you’re bass-drenched and bruised or emerging from your WMC-induced house…

Magnus Sodamin has been busy. The multidisciplinary artist has not only been showing his work throughout Miami Fashion Week, but will debut a solo show this week at Primary Projects.  While Sodamin is no stranger to the downtown Miami space, this latest endeavor will be his biggest. Titled “Infinity Split,”…

If you’re attending the countless Winter Music Conference events starting tomorrow, and the frighteningly huge Ultra Music Festival this weekend, you’re going to need all the extra money you can get. Instead of vegging out before the big shows, we suggest gradually upping your activities to build endurance. With these…